1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:03,398 I used to answer letters for a fashion magazine... 2 00:00:03,408 --> 00:00:05,119 Letters from girls all over the country. 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,262 "Dear Kitty, my boyfriend made me have sex 4 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:09,471 when I didn't want to. Should I break up with him?" 5 00:00:09,482 --> 00:00:12,641 "Dear Kitty, what are these gross red bumps on my arms? 6 00:00:12,651 --> 00:00:13,767 How do I get rid of them?" 7 00:00:13,778 --> 00:00:16,557 "Dear Kitty, all the girls in your magazine are so skinny..." 8 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:24,319 "Dear Kitty, sometimes I cut my breasts with a razor. 9 00:00:24,329 --> 00:00:26,688 It hurts, but it feels good, too." 10 00:00:26,699 --> 00:00:29,397 "Dear Kitty, sometimes I just want to fight back," 11 00:00:29,408 --> 00:00:30,568 "but I'm not strong enough." 12 00:00:30,579 --> 00:00:32,917 "... what he did to me should happen to him." 13 00:00:32,928 --> 00:00:35,821 "I'm ready to kill myself, or maybe somebody else." 14 00:00:37,008 --> 00:00:40,168 That's me. Alicia Kettle. 15 00:00:40,178 --> 00:00:42,037 But everyone calls me Plum, 16 00:00:42,047 --> 00:00:44,406 because I'm succulent and round... 17 00:00:44,416 --> 00:00:46,575 Also known as "fat." 18 00:00:46,585 --> 00:00:49,552 It's OK, I'm allowed to say it. 19 00:01:07,772 --> 00:01:11,199 when a girl jumped in front of the high-speed train. 20 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:14,202 I'm telling you this from the future, 21 00:01:14,212 --> 00:01:16,271 if you haven't gotten that yet. 22 00:01:16,281 --> 00:01:18,748 But don't think this is one of those stories. 23 00:01:18,759 --> 00:01:20,412 I'm still fat. 24 00:01:20,423 --> 00:01:23,979 I still get the looks... 25 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:29,071 Ooh, shake it there, sweetpants. 26 00:01:29,082 --> 00:01:31,416 Like some people would prefer me dead. 27 00:01:34,099 --> 00:01:37,726 When I look back, think of my life at that time, 28 00:01:37,736 --> 00:01:40,729 it's like it was contained in a box... 29 00:01:40,739 --> 00:01:42,597 A diorama. 30 00:01:42,607 --> 00:01:45,834 Everywhere I went was within a five-block radius... 31 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:49,404 Apartment, caf�, my Waist Watchers meetings. 32 00:01:49,414 --> 00:01:52,448 Apartment. Caf�. Meetings. 33 00:01:58,623 --> 00:02:01,316 The magazine I wrote for was called Daisy Chain. 34 00:02:01,326 --> 00:02:04,085 The original intent was all about inspiring 35 00:02:04,095 --> 00:02:07,856 great young women to become great young wives. 36 00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:14,195 Ah, you're so retro, 37 00:02:14,205 --> 00:02:16,364 with your newspaper every day like my grandpa. 38 00:02:16,374 --> 00:02:19,301 It's my artisanal skill... Reading on paper. 39 00:02:19,311 --> 00:02:21,803 Oh, Rolo. 40 00:02:21,813 --> 00:02:22,871 Look. Somebody loves me. 41 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:25,136 Hey. Get your own dog. 42 00:02:25,147 --> 00:02:26,678 I can barely keep myself alive. 43 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:27,883 You answering letters? 44 00:02:27,894 --> 00:02:29,511 - Yeah. - Hit me. Best one. 45 00:02:29,521 --> 00:02:32,047 "Dear Kitty, you're so pretty..." 46 00:02:32,057 --> 00:02:35,216 Even though you look like a skinny wax Dracula. 47 00:02:35,226 --> 00:02:39,621 "Is it always wrong to have sex with your father?" 48 00:02:39,631 --> 00:02:40,956 Come on. Really? 49 00:02:40,966 --> 00:02:42,424 No, not really. 50 00:02:42,434 --> 00:02:43,858 But it wouldn't surprise me. 51 00:02:43,868 --> 00:02:45,694 My job was answering the letters 52 00:02:45,704 --> 00:02:48,029 girls send to the editor at Daisy Chain, 53 00:02:48,039 --> 00:02:49,164 the editor being... 54 00:02:49,174 --> 00:02:50,424 Kitty Montgomery, 55 00:02:50,435 --> 00:02:53,234 editor for all the women's titles at Austin Media. 56 00:02:53,244 --> 00:02:56,504 But it all started when I revamped Daisy Chain 57 00:02:56,514 --> 00:02:58,673 and made it relevant. 58 00:02:58,683 --> 00:03:02,744 Oh, and I don't look like a wax Dracula... 59 00:03:02,754 --> 00:03:04,746 That's just envy speaking. 60 00:03:04,756 --> 00:03:06,748 I know Plum thinks I'm a fool. 61 00:03:06,758 --> 00:03:09,317 But I pay her to make me look smart. 62 00:03:09,327 --> 00:03:11,686 Who's the fool in that equation? 63 00:03:11,696 --> 00:03:13,037 Hey, can you work tomorrow? 64 00:03:13,048 --> 00:03:15,256 I gotta see the city guy about the liquor license. 65 00:03:15,266 --> 00:03:17,359 Oh, I'm on my food plan... 66 00:03:17,369 --> 00:03:19,260 You don't have to eat, just bake. 67 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:21,429 Oh. Just smell the heroin, don't snort it? 68 00:03:21,439 --> 00:03:23,670 I thought you needed extra money for your dumb surgery. 69 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:27,035 It's... I'm losing weight already. 70 00:03:27,045 --> 00:03:29,131 This is just gonna speed things along, that's all. 71 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,572 Well, I read it's pretty dangerous. 72 00:03:30,582 --> 00:03:32,774 Oh, my God, have you been talking to my mother? 73 00:03:32,784 --> 00:03:34,676 I'm offering you extra work. 74 00:03:34,686 --> 00:03:36,411 I'm trying to get booze up in here. 75 00:03:36,421 --> 00:03:38,380 And your letter-writing thing pays crap. 76 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:40,782 My uncle said he might lower my rent. 77 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:44,185 Again? Pretty soon he's gonna be paying you to stay there. 78 00:03:44,195 --> 00:03:46,221 I do water his plant. 79 00:03:46,231 --> 00:03:47,964 I water the crap out of that plant. 80 00:03:50,535 --> 00:03:52,961 Fine, I'll... bake. 81 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:55,263 Be dazzled by my iron will. 82 00:03:55,273 --> 00:03:57,132 You're the best. 83 00:03:57,142 --> 00:03:59,934 Thank you, Auntie Plum. 84 00:03:59,944 --> 00:04:02,704 Aside from Steven and a few other people, 85 00:04:02,714 --> 00:04:06,441 I had learned to live deep inside myself. 86 00:04:06,451 --> 00:04:09,986 My body was just a thing I used to move my head around. 87 00:04:11,423 --> 00:04:13,623 So I missed a lot. 88 00:04:58,503 --> 00:05:00,628 Good job. That's another pound this week. 89 00:05:00,638 --> 00:05:02,764 My home scale said two... and a half. 90 00:05:02,775 --> 00:05:03,881 I know. 91 00:05:03,892 --> 00:05:06,801 My God, a person can just look at a French fry and put on water weight. 92 00:05:06,811 --> 00:05:09,671 But you're making progress. That's what matters. 93 00:05:09,681 --> 00:05:11,940 You do need to pick it up a bit. 94 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:14,209 You're still morbidly obese. 95 00:05:14,219 --> 00:05:16,478 Because they changed the charts... 96 00:05:16,488 --> 00:05:17,779 Let's table this for now, OK? 97 00:05:17,789 --> 00:05:19,514 You're staying for the meeting, right? 98 00:05:19,524 --> 00:05:22,183 We'll get our one-on-one after. 99 00:05:22,193 --> 00:05:23,898 Great. 100 00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:25,661 I mean, I'm doing everything right. 101 00:05:25,672 --> 00:05:27,722 I'm exercising, and that is not easy 102 00:05:27,732 --> 00:05:28,890 with the kids at home. 103 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:32,527 I log every bite. I mean, why won't the scale move? 104 00:05:32,537 --> 00:05:36,131 OK, let's talk about that scale mentality. 105 00:05:36,141 --> 00:05:39,067 - It is very hard to just... - Sorry! 106 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:41,310 I hate the bus. 107 00:05:43,047 --> 00:05:45,681 Oh! Pr... Proceed. Sorry. 108 00:05:51,823 --> 00:05:53,414 Janice. First time. 109 00:05:53,424 --> 00:05:54,657 I'm pumped. 110 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:58,753 I was just telling Karen 111 00:05:58,763 --> 00:06:01,723 that the scale is only one measure of our success. 112 00:06:01,733 --> 00:06:04,025 I mean, she's doing this to look great naked. 113 00:06:04,035 --> 00:06:05,326 I am. 114 00:06:05,336 --> 00:06:07,262 I have to look great naked. 115 00:06:07,272 --> 00:06:09,531 And you're doing so good. 116 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:11,733 I want you all to appreciate 117 00:06:11,743 --> 00:06:13,735 that Karen isn't giving up on herself. 118 00:06:13,745 --> 00:06:15,737 Yeah, but she doesn't need to lose weight. 119 00:06:15,747 --> 00:06:17,372 That's not what my husband thinks. 120 00:06:17,382 --> 00:06:18,873 Oh. Screw your husband. 121 00:06:18,883 --> 00:06:21,176 Uh, Janice, we don't use profanity here. 122 00:06:21,186 --> 00:06:22,618 I'm sorry. 123 00:06:24,289 --> 00:06:25,413 Screw your husband. 124 00:06:25,423 --> 00:06:28,116 Janice, I love your enthusiasm, 125 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:32,387 but again, Karen wants to be comfortable in her body 126 00:06:32,397 --> 00:06:36,057 just like you came here to be your best self. 127 00:06:36,653 --> 00:06:38,386 Excuse me? 128 00:06:40,238 --> 00:06:43,264 Plum, why don't you tell Janice our philosophy. 129 00:06:43,274 --> 00:06:47,035 Plum has been doing such good work. 130 00:06:47,045 --> 00:06:49,103 People don't come to Waist Watchers 131 00:06:49,113 --> 00:06:51,372 because they feel good about themselves, 132 00:06:51,382 --> 00:06:55,243 they come because they're ready to feel good... 133 00:06:55,253 --> 00:06:57,053 about themselves. 134 00:06:59,424 --> 00:07:01,149 Are you kidding me? 135 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,751 I feel good. Very. 136 00:07:03,761 --> 00:07:05,587 I love myself. 137 00:07:05,597 --> 00:07:06,621 Janice. 138 00:07:06,631 --> 00:07:08,556 Oh, no. 139 00:07:08,566 --> 00:07:12,894 Screw this ass-sucking crap. 140 00:07:12,904 --> 00:07:15,797 I came here to get some help losing weight 141 00:07:15,807 --> 00:07:19,303 because I have back problems, not because I hate my body. 142 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,284 - Why don't we talk about this outside... - No, don't. 143 00:07:21,295 --> 00:07:23,004 Don't you touch me, wench. 144 00:07:23,014 --> 00:07:25,780 I am a unicorn. 145 00:07:25,791 --> 00:07:28,458 I am a goddess. 146 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:34,358 And... 147 00:07:35,026 --> 00:07:38,739 I get more hot dick 148 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,517 than I can handle. 149 00:07:56,781 --> 00:07:58,709 It's so sad, right? 150 00:07:59,450 --> 00:08:01,050 So much denial. 151 00:08:03,788 --> 00:08:05,021 So sad. 152 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:35,592 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 153 00:08:37,087 --> 00:08:39,047 Lookin' good, Plum. 154 00:08:39,057 --> 00:08:40,881 Slow but steady loss. 155 00:08:40,892 --> 00:08:43,073 And you still have seven weeks to practice good habits 156 00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:44,585 before your surgery. 157 00:08:44,595 --> 00:08:47,388 - Any slips? - Just one. 158 00:08:47,398 --> 00:08:48,890 OK, let's talk about that. 159 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,866 I had some SnackWells. 160 00:08:53,404 --> 00:08:55,296 - Ten. - Hmm. Ouch. 161 00:08:55,306 --> 00:08:56,931 That must have felt bad. 162 00:08:56,941 --> 00:08:58,733 You know, after your surgery, 163 00:08:58,743 --> 00:09:00,468 if you eat more than this at a time 164 00:09:00,478 --> 00:09:01,869 you're gonna get sick. Very. 165 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:04,038 My bypass clients, they say that it is torture. 166 00:09:04,048 --> 00:09:05,640 I know. I think that 167 00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:07,861 since I won't be able to indulge after the surgery... 168 00:09:07,872 --> 00:09:09,978 But now's the time you gotta dig deep and figure out 169 00:09:09,988 --> 00:09:11,646 why you felt the need to sabotage. 170 00:09:11,656 --> 00:09:15,116 Plum, it's time to say good-bye to comfort food. 171 00:09:15,126 --> 00:09:17,452 Food is fuel. That is all. 172 00:09:17,462 --> 00:09:19,587 What were you feeing? 173 00:09:19,597 --> 00:09:23,057 Hungry. Angry at being hungry. 174 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,093 Good identifying. 175 00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:29,397 OK, well, next time tell that anger you're in control 176 00:09:29,407 --> 00:09:31,833 and your thin person within wants out. 177 00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:34,235 - OK. Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 178 00:09:34,245 --> 00:09:35,578 Thank you. 179 00:09:36,981 --> 00:09:38,740 Are you still taking the Y? 180 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,108 Yeah. 181 00:09:40,118 --> 00:09:42,110 And how long you been on that? 182 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,778 Since grad school. A while. 183 00:09:43,788 --> 00:09:46,848 Oh, gosh, yeah. Yeah, that's so stressful. 184 00:09:46,858 --> 00:09:48,483 You know, when I was getting my GED, 185 00:09:48,493 --> 00:09:50,518 I gained like 25 pounds. 186 00:09:50,528 --> 00:09:52,854 I loved school. 187 00:09:52,864 --> 00:09:55,790 I kept getting degrees until they kinda kicked me out 188 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,192 and made me get a life, such as it is. 189 00:09:58,202 --> 00:09:59,794 Well, if you loved school, 190 00:09:59,804 --> 00:10:01,771 then why did you decide to go on the Y? 191 00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:06,267 Just... 192 00:10:06,277 --> 00:10:08,136 You said it. Stress. 193 00:10:08,146 --> 00:10:09,537 Gosh. Yeah. 194 00:10:09,547 --> 00:10:11,606 I would say that 90 percent of my people 195 00:10:11,616 --> 00:10:14,042 say that stress is what makes them binge. 196 00:10:14,052 --> 00:10:15,777 Well, that and loneliness. 197 00:10:15,787 --> 00:10:17,478 But everybody's lonely. Gosh. 198 00:10:17,488 --> 00:10:19,847 Well, being on the Y could be helpful. 199 00:10:19,857 --> 00:10:22,016 Some patients get a little blue after surgery. 200 00:10:22,026 --> 00:10:25,366 It can be hard to say good-bye to bad behaviors, such as eating. 201 00:10:26,530 --> 00:10:29,190 I've been feeling this intense nausea, 202 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,958 like I need to throw up. 203 00:10:30,968 --> 00:10:34,062 Could that be related to my diet or the Y? 204 00:10:34,072 --> 00:10:36,230 Are you taking it on an empty stomach? 205 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:39,033 My stomach's always empty. Basically. 206 00:10:39,043 --> 00:10:41,169 Yeah! Good for you. 207 00:10:41,179 --> 00:10:43,204 But yeah, I mean, that could be the problem. 208 00:10:43,214 --> 00:10:46,174 Or you could be having a little breakthrough anxiety. No biggie. 209 00:10:46,184 --> 00:10:47,909 Are you planning any follow-up surgeries? 210 00:10:47,919 --> 00:10:49,577 Thigh lift? Skin removal? 211 00:10:49,587 --> 00:10:51,412 Not right away. 212 00:10:51,422 --> 00:10:53,848 I'm already putting a lot of the bypass on credit, 213 00:10:53,858 --> 00:10:55,817 what insurance won't cover. 214 00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:57,351 The whole thing is so expensive. 215 00:10:57,361 --> 00:10:59,220 Well, I would save your pennies, 216 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:01,260 because I think you're gonna do great, 217 00:11:01,271 --> 00:11:03,057 and you're gonna have a lot of loose skin. 218 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:06,027 This one girl that I know, 219 00:11:06,037 --> 00:11:09,497 she said she looked like a flying squirrel. 220 00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:14,102 Can you imagine? 221 00:11:14,112 --> 00:11:15,670 Aaah! 222 00:11:30,528 --> 00:11:32,661 - Are you following me? - What? S... 223 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:36,899 - Sorry, I couldn't hear you. - Are you following me? 224 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,402 You have an amazing day. 225 00:11:41,572 --> 00:11:43,772 You're capable of that. 226 00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:48,302 So the girl was a weirdo, 227 00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:51,113 but I was going to have an amazing day. 228 00:11:57,255 --> 00:12:00,581 After the surgery, when I was thin, 229 00:12:00,591 --> 00:12:03,584 I wouldn't even be Plum. 230 00:12:03,594 --> 00:12:05,928 My name would be Alicia. 231 00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:15,429 And I'd burst out of my sad diorama 232 00:12:15,439 --> 00:12:18,407 into a big, sexy life. 233 00:12:21,212 --> 00:12:23,804 Next, we visit a community 234 00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:26,707 rocked by the disappearance of two men, 235 00:12:26,717 --> 00:12:29,218 both former military... 236 00:12:42,967 --> 00:12:45,560 - Hey, Mom. - Hlo! You picked up! 237 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:47,728 I did. But I'm about to head out. 238 00:12:47,738 --> 00:12:50,598 - That's a lie. - You good? 239 00:12:50,608 --> 00:12:52,934 Really? You're leaving the house? 240 00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:55,403 Mom. How's your shoulder? 241 00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:57,805 Better. 242 00:12:57,815 --> 00:12:59,971 - I went bowling the other night. - That's good. 243 00:12:59,982 --> 00:13:02,143 How are the fine ladies of the league? 244 00:13:02,153 --> 00:13:04,745 Did you get that article I sent you? 245 00:13:06,123 --> 00:13:08,249 What are you doing? Are you eating? 246 00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:09,817 Yeah. Sorry. 247 00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:11,352 Good! You should eat. 248 00:13:11,362 --> 00:13:13,020 That's what the article says. 249 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:15,690 Only one in one hundred people who do that stupid surgery... 250 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,992 Stop. I swear I'll hang up on you. 251 00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:19,694 Yeah, I know you will. 252 00:13:19,704 --> 00:13:22,530 I just wish you could be happy with what God gave you. 253 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,365 You have Grandma's body. 254 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:25,800 Grandma was fat. 255 00:13:25,810 --> 00:13:27,224 Grandma was married. 256 00:13:27,235 --> 00:13:29,603 She lived a good, full life. She knew who she was. 257 00:13:29,614 --> 00:13:31,205 A fat wife. 258 00:13:31,215 --> 00:13:33,274 Oh, well, fine. You're in a mood. 259 00:13:33,284 --> 00:13:34,942 Let's just talk about something else. 260 00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,644 They canceled my program. 261 00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:38,379 Yeah, which one? 262 00:13:38,389 --> 00:13:40,881 After my sad excuse for a meal, 263 00:13:40,891 --> 00:13:43,851 I tried to forget how hungry I was and sleep... 264 00:13:43,861 --> 00:13:46,328 but my dreams took over. 265 00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:01,402 That right, 266 00:14:01,412 --> 00:14:03,804 it pays to dig deep. 267 00:14:03,814 --> 00:14:06,215 Oh... 268 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,543 The sweet, delicate meat 269 00:14:09,553 --> 00:14:13,047 and the rich melted butter... 270 00:14:13,057 --> 00:14:15,858 Fresh cut, and fire-kissed perfection! 271 00:14:20,231 --> 00:14:22,523 It's not safe. 272 00:14:27,071 --> 00:14:29,530 But my dreams were no comfort... 273 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,932 They were trying to wake me up. 274 00:14:31,942 --> 00:14:35,244 Because across the country, a war was starting. 275 00:15:18,294 --> 00:15:20,386 Oh, yeah. 276 00:15:20,396 --> 00:15:22,231 It's a Plum day. 277 00:15:23,107 --> 00:15:24,465 May I? 278 00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:27,902 Yes, I made extra. I know you. 279 00:15:30,815 --> 00:15:34,409 Oh, man. That is... 280 00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:36,077 You're like a professional, right? 281 00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:38,980 You trained in Paris or something? 282 00:15:38,990 --> 00:15:41,449 - Glendale, California. - Oh, wow. 283 00:15:41,459 --> 00:15:43,751 My aunt owned a restaurant. She taught me. 284 00:15:43,761 --> 00:15:44,960 She taught you good. 285 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,462 I didn't set out to write vague advice 286 00:15:54,472 --> 00:15:55,897 as somebody I wasn't 287 00:15:55,907 --> 00:15:57,665 to sad girls I didn't know. 288 00:15:57,675 --> 00:16:01,602 I wanted to be a journalist... Or a baker. 289 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,070 Yeah, I know. 290 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,239 I loved baking my whole life, 291 00:16:05,249 --> 00:16:07,942 but back then I hated what it made me hunger for, 292 00:16:07,952 --> 00:16:09,777 which was everything. 293 00:16:14,422 --> 00:16:18,419 ? Don't even go to a movie show ? 294 00:16:18,429 --> 00:16:22,356 ? If you are not at my side ? 295 00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:26,194 ? I stay home by my radio ? 296 00:16:26,204 --> 00:16:28,362 ? But I'm satisfied ? 297 00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:32,200 ? All my flirtin' days are gone ? 298 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:35,704 ? On the level from now on ? 299 00:16:35,715 --> 00:16:40,273 ? I have told them in advance ? 300 00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:44,493 ? They can't break up our romance ? 301 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,743 ? Livin' up to every vow ? 302 00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:51,652 ? I'm keepin' ? 303 00:16:51,663 --> 00:16:55,899 ? Keepin' out of mischief now ? 304 00:17:26,731 --> 00:17:28,197 Can I help you? 305 00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:32,535 I like this shade. 306 00:17:42,079 --> 00:17:45,214 It's called... Juicy Plum. 307 00:17:51,422 --> 00:17:52,621 What? 308 00:18:10,768 --> 00:18:11,854 Hey! 309 00:18:11,995 --> 00:18:14,468 No go. You're dog is anal-retentive. 310 00:18:14,478 --> 00:18:17,104 Like father, like son. 311 00:18:17,114 --> 00:18:19,073 Hi, Rolo! 312 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,908 Here, can I try? Can I try? 313 00:18:20,918 --> 00:18:22,777 Come on, baby, come on. Let's go. 314 00:18:22,787 --> 00:18:25,746 These scones are beyond. If you baked every day, you'd... 315 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,148 I have a job. 316 00:18:27,158 --> 00:18:28,916 - You OK? - You see that girl? 317 00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:31,819 Queen of Darkness over there? 318 00:18:31,829 --> 00:18:33,487 Oh, yeah. She's here all the time lately. 319 00:18:33,497 --> 00:18:36,390 She basically told me to go on a diet. 320 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,960 Wrote it on my arm in indelible eyeliner. 321 00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:40,786 What? No, I'm gonna tell her get out of here. 322 00:18:40,797 --> 00:18:43,097 - She can't do that. - No, stuff like that happens. 323 00:18:43,107 --> 00:18:45,299 It's... It's fine. I'm leaving anyway. 324 00:18:45,309 --> 00:18:46,934 I don't want a whole thing. 325 00:18:46,944 --> 00:18:48,102 I hate people. 326 00:18:48,112 --> 00:18:50,179 Everybody sucks but us. 327 00:18:52,617 --> 00:18:55,443 Daisy Chain was just a small part 328 00:18:55,453 --> 00:18:57,778 of a corporate giant... 329 00:18:57,788 --> 00:19:00,356 Austen Media. 330 00:19:13,871 --> 00:19:16,097 My command performances for Kitty 331 00:19:16,107 --> 00:19:18,165 forced me out of my comfort zone 332 00:19:18,175 --> 00:19:20,342 and into their crooked monolith. 333 00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:40,554 Could you give these to Julia? 334 00:19:40,564 --> 00:19:42,289 - Hi. - I'm here for Kitty. 335 00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:43,524 Sure, Plum. Oh... 336 00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:46,160 Would you like one? 337 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,062 They're just jellybeans. 338 00:19:48,072 --> 00:19:49,697 There's so much pussy around here 339 00:19:49,707 --> 00:19:51,465 I'm syncing up with everybody's cycles. 340 00:19:51,475 --> 00:19:53,668 I'm good, thanks. 341 00:19:53,678 --> 00:19:55,503 Kitty's still in a meeting. 342 00:19:55,513 --> 00:19:57,338 All right. I'll just wait. 343 00:19:57,348 --> 00:19:58,355 Yeah? 344 00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:15,089 You work here? 345 00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:19,160 Kind of. I... answer letters to the editor for Kitty. 346 00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,828 So I mostly work from home. 347 00:20:20,838 --> 00:20:22,763 Oh. That sounds like a good deal. 348 00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:24,432 I'd like to work from home. 349 00:20:24,442 --> 00:20:27,735 It's good and bad. Gets lonely. 350 00:20:27,745 --> 00:20:31,172 Yeah. Yeah, I guess sometimes you need someone to talk to. 351 00:20:31,182 --> 00:20:33,941 I forget that, because all I do is talk to people all day. 352 00:20:33,951 --> 00:20:35,791 What do you do, if you don't mind me asking? 353 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,118 Not at all. I'm a detective. 354 00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:39,914 NYPD. 355 00:20:39,924 --> 00:20:41,729 That sounds fascinating. 356 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,417 It usually does to people, but a lot of times 357 00:20:44,428 --> 00:20:46,754 it's like a missing person isn't really missing, 358 00:20:46,764 --> 00:20:49,790 runaway husband, or it's just really sad. 359 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,560 A lot of the letters I get are sad, too. 360 00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:54,562 Lost girls. 361 00:20:56,874 --> 00:21:00,935 So we're just two gainfully employed sad folks. 362 00:21:00,945 --> 00:21:05,080 Hey, could be worse, I guess, right? 363 00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:09,710 I bake, too. That's happy, I guess. 364 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,046 I make an incredible chocolate cake. 365 00:21:12,056 --> 00:21:14,715 - Do you now? - I do. 366 00:21:14,725 --> 00:21:17,051 I would kill for a good chocolate cake. 367 00:21:17,061 --> 00:21:20,654 Well, you would have a good lead on the investigation. 368 00:21:20,664 --> 00:21:22,990 - 'Cause you did it. - Yeah. 369 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,826 - The cake murder. - I'd... I'd... Yeah. 370 00:21:25,836 --> 00:21:29,230 Plum, Kitty's ready for you. 371 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,565 You'll be right after. 372 00:21:31,575 --> 00:21:32,733 Thank you. 373 00:21:32,743 --> 00:21:34,301 It was nice to meet you, Detective. 374 00:21:34,311 --> 00:21:35,603 You too. 375 00:21:35,613 --> 00:21:37,104 Say, it's Dominic. 376 00:21:37,114 --> 00:21:38,781 Oh. Plum. 377 00:21:40,284 --> 00:21:41,350 Hey. 378 00:21:48,025 --> 00:21:50,951 Maybe you'd like to grab a coffee sometime. 379 00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:54,288 When you need someone to... talk to. 380 00:21:54,298 --> 00:21:55,689 - OK. - 'Cause you work from home. 381 00:21:55,699 --> 00:21:58,592 - Yeah. - Or you need a cake tester. 382 00:21:58,602 --> 00:22:00,636 OK. Have a nice day. 383 00:22:04,141 --> 00:22:06,267 I had met men like him before. 384 00:22:06,277 --> 00:22:08,936 It's a kink. A fetish. 385 00:22:08,946 --> 00:22:11,038 They screw girls like me, 386 00:22:11,048 --> 00:22:14,508 but they marry women like this. 387 00:22:14,518 --> 00:22:17,044 Kitty Montgomery. 388 00:22:17,054 --> 00:22:19,021 Plum. 389 00:22:20,524 --> 00:22:22,094 I always forget... 390 00:22:23,305 --> 00:22:26,020 what beautiful eyes you have. 391 00:22:26,350 --> 00:22:27,849 Thank you. 392 00:22:30,234 --> 00:22:33,562 - So, how are my girls? - Well... 393 00:22:33,581 --> 00:22:36,140 You know, everyone talks about Vogue's September issue, 394 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:38,609 but arguably ours is more influential. 395 00:22:38,619 --> 00:22:40,645 I mean, my girls are going back to school. 396 00:22:40,655 --> 00:22:44,415 It's their opportunity to say, "Hey, I'm new. 397 00:22:44,425 --> 00:22:46,651 Desirable in a whole new way." 398 00:22:46,661 --> 00:22:49,720 That's the theme this month. "Thirty Days to Sexy." 399 00:22:49,730 --> 00:22:53,057 Here is all the information. Makeup, fashion, fitness. 400 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:56,127 Great. Did you get that email I sent you? 401 00:22:56,137 --> 00:22:58,296 With pitches for articles? 402 00:22:58,306 --> 00:23:01,933 There's a new crop of young female entrepreneurs... 403 00:23:01,943 --> 00:23:03,467 Oh, I wish you had time for that, 404 00:23:03,477 --> 00:23:05,736 but aren't you just swamped with letters? 405 00:23:05,746 --> 00:23:09,340 My girls have such a special connection with me. 406 00:23:09,350 --> 00:23:12,677 Before I found myself, I was them. You know, 407 00:23:12,687 --> 00:23:15,580 bad hair, bad skin, bad... everything. 408 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:16,789 And look! 409 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:19,817 Now I give them hope. 410 00:23:19,827 --> 00:23:21,185 And you give them hope. 411 00:23:21,195 --> 00:23:22,832 Someone like you has such insight 412 00:23:22,843 --> 00:23:24,163 into what they're going through. 413 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:26,991 Well, thank you. 414 00:23:27,001 --> 00:23:28,626 And you're so good at it. 415 00:23:28,636 --> 00:23:31,262 You make me sound well read, which, of course, I would be, 416 00:23:31,272 --> 00:23:33,598 but... time... 417 00:23:33,608 --> 00:23:35,466 who has it? 418 00:23:35,476 --> 00:23:36,942 So... 419 00:23:40,348 --> 00:23:42,306 My letters. What's new? 420 00:23:42,316 --> 00:23:45,943 Well, we've had a lot of cutters. 421 00:23:45,953 --> 00:23:46,986 Cutters. 422 00:23:50,057 --> 00:23:52,617 You know... 423 00:23:52,627 --> 00:23:55,353 last night it was so strange. 424 00:23:55,363 --> 00:23:57,688 I was testing this new shave cream, 425 00:23:57,698 --> 00:24:01,993 and I had my leg out so my foot was resting on the tub. 426 00:24:02,003 --> 00:24:06,464 And I didn't see, but I nicked a little scab on my shin. 427 00:24:06,474 --> 00:24:09,800 This tiny drop of blood just dots the bathroom floor. 428 00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:13,004 It was so beautiful. I just kept staring at it. 429 00:24:13,014 --> 00:24:15,206 You know, girls, we see our blood every month, 430 00:24:15,216 --> 00:24:17,575 but this time it wasn't gross like that. 431 00:24:17,585 --> 00:24:20,177 So I ran the razor over my scab again, 432 00:24:20,187 --> 00:24:22,079 and more drops of blood. 433 00:24:22,089 --> 00:24:24,482 Some of it trickled down my calf. 434 00:24:24,492 --> 00:24:26,751 If my boyfriend hadn't knocked on the door, 435 00:24:26,761 --> 00:24:28,227 I would've done it all night. 436 00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:32,031 Plum? 437 00:24:34,769 --> 00:24:36,994 I'm sorry. Um... 438 00:24:37,004 --> 00:24:38,696 how was the shave cream? 439 00:24:38,706 --> 00:24:40,564 Oh. Nothing special. 440 00:24:40,574 --> 00:24:44,769 But it was just that suddenly I understood the appeal, these girls, 441 00:24:44,779 --> 00:24:46,437 chopping away at themselves. 442 00:24:46,447 --> 00:24:47,680 What else? 443 00:24:49,350 --> 00:24:51,542 - Um, purging. - Purging. 444 00:24:51,552 --> 00:24:54,045 Confusion about the female anatomy. 445 00:24:54,055 --> 00:24:56,414 Well, there's nothing I can do about that. 446 00:24:56,424 --> 00:25:00,518 Those parent groups target us if we mention the word "vagina." 447 00:25:00,528 --> 00:25:04,188 Makes writing articles on tampons hard. 448 00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:06,595 Find some euphemisms for "vagina." 449 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:07,931 Poontang? 450 00:25:07,942 --> 00:25:11,261 Nothing sexual. Medicalize things. 451 00:25:11,272 --> 00:25:14,699 Come up with a list and send it to the girl writing the tampon piece. 452 00:25:14,709 --> 00:25:16,967 Best advice you can give a 13-year-old: 453 00:25:16,977 --> 00:25:19,737 "Start using tampons as soon as you can." 454 00:25:19,747 --> 00:25:21,647 But I can't tell her where to put it. 455 00:25:23,751 --> 00:25:25,884 Send the list to Plum, too. 456 00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:29,547 You can use it, too. 457 00:25:29,557 --> 00:25:31,782 Oh, I know that some of this seems silly, 458 00:25:31,792 --> 00:25:33,384 but we're helping these girls. 459 00:25:33,394 --> 00:25:34,426 We are. 460 00:25:35,629 --> 00:25:38,797 Good! OK. 461 00:25:41,135 --> 00:25:43,094 OK. 462 00:25:44,638 --> 00:25:46,397 Oh, one more thing. 463 00:25:46,407 --> 00:25:50,968 Um, you haven't had any unusual letters lately? 464 00:25:50,978 --> 00:25:54,805 I mean, anything disturbing in an out-of-the-ordinary way? 465 00:25:54,815 --> 00:25:58,275 No, just regular disturbing. 466 00:25:58,285 --> 00:26:01,645 Anybody contact you wanting information about me 467 00:26:01,655 --> 00:26:04,281 or the magazine? Any strange encounters? 468 00:26:04,291 --> 00:26:06,517 No. Nothing like that. 469 00:26:06,527 --> 00:26:08,094 Is something wrong? 470 00:26:08,105 --> 00:26:11,956 Oh, we've had an eensy security breach. Hacking. 471 00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,525 We just need to find out where the leaks are coming from. 472 00:26:14,535 --> 00:26:16,942 - That's why that detective is here. - Mm-hmm. 473 00:26:16,953 --> 00:26:19,997 Yes, they got the home addresses and phones for me 474 00:26:20,007 --> 00:26:23,231 and every member of the Austin family, including Stanley. 475 00:26:23,242 --> 00:26:24,535 It's... 476 00:26:26,046 --> 00:26:28,305 absolutely not serious. 477 00:26:28,315 --> 00:26:31,776 But why are the bad people always after the good people? 478 00:26:31,786 --> 00:26:33,043 I mean, have you seen the news? 479 00:26:33,053 --> 00:26:35,112 Those two boys who were murdered. 480 00:26:35,122 --> 00:26:39,116 Veterans. Tossed like cats in a bag onto the freeway. 481 00:26:39,126 --> 00:26:41,519 My West Coast editor, 482 00:26:41,529 --> 00:26:44,388 he got stuck on the wrong side of the 110 for hours and hours. 483 00:26:44,398 --> 00:26:46,891 It was awful. 484 00:26:46,901 --> 00:26:49,160 Plum, are you all right? 485 00:26:49,170 --> 00:26:53,731 Yeah, I, uh, my stomach has just been feeling weird lately. 486 00:26:53,741 --> 00:26:56,233 Oh, dear. Well, um, let's get you to the ladies' room 487 00:26:56,243 --> 00:26:58,035 before we make a mess. Eladio! 488 00:27:11,025 --> 00:27:12,858 You okay? 489 00:27:14,161 --> 00:27:16,320 Did you follow me to work? 490 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:19,857 Oh, I'm not dangerous. Um... 491 00:27:19,867 --> 00:27:22,326 I don't think. Um, but... but... 492 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:24,770 But definitely not to you. 493 00:27:26,273 --> 00:27:28,265 I promise. 494 00:27:28,275 --> 00:27:31,443 I, um, I left you something in the kitchen. 495 00:28:00,574 --> 00:28:04,034 Her boots said she was a witch. 496 00:28:04,044 --> 00:28:06,945 The book she left for me? "Dietland." 497 00:28:11,085 --> 00:28:14,078 Would it turn me into a good witch... 498 00:28:14,088 --> 00:28:15,988 or a bad witch? 499 00:28:27,434 --> 00:28:29,226 Anti-diet. Really? 500 00:28:29,236 --> 00:28:31,262 Crazy twist, right? 501 00:28:31,272 --> 00:28:33,464 - Here ya go. - Oh, thanks. 502 00:28:33,474 --> 00:28:34,899 Hey, Ben, cover the cash register. 503 00:28:34,909 --> 00:28:37,134 There are no customers at the register. 504 00:28:37,144 --> 00:28:38,802 Thank you, Captain Literal. 505 00:28:38,812 --> 00:28:40,971 Should anyone else come in. 506 00:28:40,981 --> 00:28:42,147 Got it. 507 00:28:43,851 --> 00:28:45,117 Bye. 508 00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:50,654 It's written by Verena Baptist. 509 00:28:50,665 --> 00:28:53,389 Her mother was the woman who started the Baptist Weight Loss Clinics. 510 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,803 - Never heard of her. - Yes, you have. 511 00:28:54,814 --> 00:28:57,389 They're all over the country. Verena's mother died, 512 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,517 and Verena shut everything down. 513 00:28:59,725 --> 00:29:01,917 I think she's some kind of big feminist 514 00:29:01,927 --> 00:29:03,986 who thinks diets are the root of all evil. 515 00:29:03,996 --> 00:29:07,590 Here's the thing, though... I was on that diet. 516 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,025 No. Really? 517 00:29:09,035 --> 00:29:11,661 Yeah. I was a Baptist. 518 00:29:11,671 --> 00:29:13,863 Baptist. Doesn't that get a little confusing? 519 00:29:13,873 --> 00:29:17,400 Like what kind of freak are you, religious or chunky style? 520 00:29:17,410 --> 00:29:19,568 Some of them were both. 521 00:29:19,578 --> 00:29:22,838 Baptist Baptists. 522 00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:24,840 The whole thing was like a cult. 523 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:28,077 We practically prayed to the founder, Eulayla, and her old "fat jeans." 524 00:29:28,087 --> 00:29:30,880 Well, if this book is against fad diets, 525 00:29:30,890 --> 00:29:33,382 Goth Girl gets free scones from now on. 526 00:29:33,392 --> 00:29:35,384 Those things are awful. 527 00:29:35,394 --> 00:29:36,919 But should I be worried? 528 00:29:36,929 --> 00:29:39,255 This girl following me, pushing the book? 529 00:29:39,265 --> 00:29:40,915 I think she knew my name. 530 00:29:40,926 --> 00:29:43,373 She's just probably just one of those body acceptance people. 531 00:29:43,384 --> 00:29:45,861 Saving big lives, one book at a time. 532 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,430 But why me? I'm not special. 533 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,967 There could be an expos� in this for Daisy Chain, right? 534 00:29:51,977 --> 00:29:54,236 Like "The Strange Legacy" 535 00:29:54,246 --> 00:29:55,938 of the Baptist Weight Loss Clinics." 536 00:29:55,948 --> 00:29:57,373 Maybe that's what Goth Girl wants, 537 00:29:57,383 --> 00:29:58,874 for me to write about this. 538 00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:00,576 That seems a little hard-hitting for Kitty. 539 00:30:00,586 --> 00:30:02,078 I could sell her. It's juicy. 540 00:30:02,088 --> 00:30:03,713 She can't ignore me forever. 541 00:30:03,723 --> 00:30:05,214 Yeah, she absolutely can. 542 00:30:05,224 --> 00:30:07,450 She absolutely can. 543 00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:09,118 Especially now. 544 00:30:09,128 --> 00:30:10,920 There's been some hacking thing at Austin. 545 00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:13,222 - Kitty seemed freaked out. - Oh, no. 546 00:30:13,232 --> 00:30:15,758 Maybe somebody stole the secret to better brows. 547 00:30:15,768 --> 00:30:16,826 Right? 548 00:30:21,407 --> 00:30:23,432 Oh. Thank you. 549 00:30:23,442 --> 00:30:24,900 Hello? 550 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:26,310 This is Plum. 551 00:30:27,413 --> 00:30:29,613 Can't I do it over email? 552 00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:32,983 All right, give me an hour. 553 00:30:34,253 --> 00:30:36,078 The thing about the book, 554 00:30:36,088 --> 00:30:37,346 the girl... 555 00:30:37,356 --> 00:30:40,015 Yes, it felt like an invasion, 556 00:30:40,026 --> 00:30:43,795 but something in me welcomed it. 557 00:30:45,498 --> 00:30:47,289 - That's it? - That's it. 558 00:30:47,299 --> 00:30:48,966 Let me walk you to the elevator. 559 00:30:58,377 --> 00:30:59,476 This way. 560 00:31:02,815 --> 00:31:03,881 Hey. 561 00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:09,879 Get in. Press S-C. 562 00:31:09,889 --> 00:31:11,514 Excuse me? Why? 563 00:31:11,524 --> 00:31:14,116 The Beauty Closet. Go. 564 00:31:14,126 --> 00:31:16,059 They have answers. 565 00:31:26,238 --> 00:31:28,972 Guess plus size really is a huge market. 566 00:32:03,611 --> 00:32:07,046 Coming! 567 00:32:12,112 --> 00:32:14,179 You must be Plum. 568 00:32:15,174 --> 00:32:16,603 Come in. 569 00:32:17,410 --> 00:32:19,210 Come in. 570 00:32:25,251 --> 00:32:27,017 You call this a closet? 571 00:32:29,255 --> 00:32:30,921 For you. 572 00:32:32,658 --> 00:32:35,852 This is... There was a girl following me... 573 00:32:35,862 --> 00:32:38,321 Leeta. I asked her to do that. I'm Julia Smith. 574 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,156 Manager of the Beauty Closet. 575 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:42,024 You asked her to? Why? 576 00:32:42,034 --> 00:32:43,659 Oh, we'll get to that. 577 00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:47,230 I am so glad to finally meet you. 578 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,740 Leeta has told me so much about you. 579 00:32:51,544 --> 00:32:53,936 W-Will you just tell me what I'm doing here, please? 580 00:32:53,946 --> 00:32:56,005 My, my, we are the eager beaver. 581 00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:57,507 No, I... I just want to understand. 582 00:32:57,517 --> 00:33:01,210 Don't we all, hon? Don't we all? 583 00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:04,080 What is all this for, anyway? 584 00:33:04,090 --> 00:33:07,416 We are under 52 floors of lifestyle, hon. 585 00:33:07,426 --> 00:33:11,020 Magazines, TV shows, sponsored YouTube channels. 586 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:14,023 Every face, every body, must be perfect. 587 00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:17,126 You must agree that everything I tell you is strictly confidential. 588 00:33:17,136 --> 00:33:19,695 Fine. Just tell me. 589 00:33:19,705 --> 00:33:22,298 I sent you a message. 590 00:33:22,308 --> 00:33:24,200 Under an assumed name. 591 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,210 To "Dear Kitty"? 592 00:33:33,786 --> 00:33:35,311 "Dear Kitty, 593 00:33:35,321 --> 00:33:38,548 as one of the great intellectual minds of all time... ". 594 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:41,784 You should have known it was a fake from that alone. 595 00:33:41,794 --> 00:33:44,821 "I have to ask, who is more oppressed," 596 00:33:44,831 --> 00:33:47,256 a woman covered from head-to-toe in a burka, 597 00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:51,427 "or one of the bikini-clad models on the cover of your magazine?" 598 00:33:51,437 --> 00:33:53,596 "You pose an interesting question," 599 00:33:53,606 --> 00:33:55,765 one I'm not sure that I can answer. 600 00:33:55,775 --> 00:33:59,669 One woman covers her body, while the other exposes herself. 601 00:33:59,679 --> 00:34:02,939 "You could consider it two sides of the same coin." 602 00:34:02,949 --> 00:34:05,608 There was no way on God's green earth that Kitty wrote that. 603 00:34:05,618 --> 00:34:08,411 I noticed it in the magazine, too. 604 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,646 Her answers were too aware, too smart. 605 00:34:10,656 --> 00:34:14,150 - Thank you. - That's not a compliment. 606 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,352 You're squandering your good brain. It's criminal! 607 00:34:16,362 --> 00:34:20,957 Anyhow, I figured someone was writin' for her. 608 00:34:20,967 --> 00:34:25,461 So, I tested my theory, and you passed! 609 00:34:25,471 --> 00:34:27,430 And once Eladio told me it was you, 610 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,966 I thought Leeta should check you out, 611 00:34:29,976 --> 00:34:31,868 see if you could be trusted. 612 00:34:31,878 --> 00:34:33,769 Leeta? Is she... Is she here? 613 00:34:33,779 --> 00:34:36,672 She's out. 614 00:34:36,682 --> 00:34:39,642 I'm afraid our lovely Leeta may have overstepped her bounds. 615 00:34:39,652 --> 00:34:41,611 You weren't even supposed to notice her. 616 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:44,780 But she grew quite fond of you. Or your potential. 617 00:34:44,790 --> 00:34:47,350 - Is that her? - Uh-uh-uh! 618 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,186 - Now, now. - She took notes on me? 619 00:34:50,196 --> 00:34:53,289 - I could've called the police. - But you didn't. Why? 620 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:56,025 I wa... I wasn't sure. 621 00:34:56,035 --> 00:34:58,461 But she gave me that book... 622 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,196 Oh, "Dietland." That was all her. 623 00:35:00,206 --> 00:35:02,365 She thought you might appreciate the message. 624 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:05,234 Shit! 625 00:35:05,244 --> 00:35:07,411 Come with me. 626 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:15,411 What took you? I can't stand up that long. 627 00:35:15,421 --> 00:35:17,747 Maybe it's time for flats. 628 00:35:17,757 --> 00:35:20,216 Kidding. 'Course not. 629 00:35:20,226 --> 00:35:21,651 I need perfume. 630 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,353 All day long I have been smelling this ass smell, 631 00:35:24,363 --> 00:35:26,522 and then I realized it was my ass. 632 00:35:26,532 --> 00:35:28,758 My gross pregnant sweat. 633 00:35:28,768 --> 00:35:30,534 No problem. 634 00:35:37,376 --> 00:35:39,001 Here you go. 635 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,503 No more smell. 636 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:43,547 Just keep these in your desk for future emergencies. 637 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,508 If I don't have this kid by the end of the week, 638 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,344 I'm gonna cut it out with a kitchen knife. 639 00:35:56,729 --> 00:35:58,454 Witch. 640 00:35:58,464 --> 00:36:00,456 And not the good kind. 641 00:36:00,466 --> 00:36:02,224 Ninety percent of the women here 642 00:36:02,234 --> 00:36:04,226 are complete lost causes. 643 00:36:04,236 --> 00:36:07,797 Believe me, I would never do any of this if it wasn't necessary... 644 00:36:07,807 --> 00:36:09,799 For your confidential undercover work? 645 00:36:09,809 --> 00:36:11,742 Exactly. 646 00:36:14,613 --> 00:36:16,706 That security breach Kitty was talking about... 647 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,207 Was that you? 648 00:36:18,217 --> 00:36:20,042 Some kind of radical covert action? 649 00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:21,777 Of a sort. 650 00:36:21,787 --> 00:36:26,649 Plum, how much time would you say you've spent 651 00:36:26,659 --> 00:36:29,885 trying to better your outsides? 652 00:36:29,895 --> 00:36:32,121 I don't count, exactly. 653 00:36:32,131 --> 00:36:36,325 The average woman devotes almost an hour a day to grooming. 654 00:36:36,335 --> 00:36:37,960 That's years in her life. 655 00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:40,129 Not to mention the dieting and self-loathing... 656 00:36:40,139 --> 00:36:41,964 I know, but that's just how it is. 657 00:36:41,974 --> 00:36:44,433 Who says? Austin? 658 00:36:44,443 --> 00:36:49,005 Austin Media is part of the dissatisfaction-industrial complex, 659 00:36:49,015 --> 00:36:51,841 a hugely profitable machine. 660 00:36:51,851 --> 00:36:54,610 They get us to pay them to tell us how broken we are, 661 00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:57,813 and then we pay for the products to fix it. 662 00:36:57,823 --> 00:36:59,482 But we're never fixed. 663 00:36:59,492 --> 00:37:01,417 Because there's always some new way 664 00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:04,687 we don't please the eye of our big brother beholder. 665 00:37:04,697 --> 00:37:06,589 Enough. 666 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:08,357 Time to change the game. 667 00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:10,826 But it's not a conspiracy. 668 00:37:10,836 --> 00:37:12,962 It's human nature. 669 00:37:12,972 --> 00:37:14,830 People like pretty things. 670 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,707 You're not a thing. 671 00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:22,638 You are a woman, 672 00:37:22,648 --> 00:37:26,517 and you should decorate yourself however it pleases you. 673 00:37:29,355 --> 00:37:30,613 Open your mouth. 674 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:32,948 Excuse me? 675 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:34,224 Just do it. 676 00:37:44,236 --> 00:37:46,862 I don't understand. How did you guys know I was a Baptist? 677 00:37:46,872 --> 00:37:48,330 Shhh! 678 00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:49,865 No more questions for now. 679 00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:51,508 Open. 680 00:37:59,852 --> 00:38:01,819 This color... 681 00:38:03,089 --> 00:38:05,881 it's so you, your... 682 00:38:05,891 --> 00:38:09,026 your skin is white as a rose. 683 00:38:11,997 --> 00:38:14,557 What color are your nipples? 684 00:38:14,567 --> 00:38:15,999 To match. 685 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,169 Pink. 686 00:38:26,378 --> 00:38:27,778 Lighter. 687 00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:44,019 Doesn't anyone ever tell you you're beautiful... 688 00:38:44,029 --> 00:38:45,963 just as you are? 689 00:38:50,402 --> 00:38:52,069 Please! Just... 690 00:38:53,105 --> 00:38:54,697 What do you want from me? 691 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:57,233 You know this place peddles bullshit, 692 00:38:57,243 --> 00:38:59,301 and you're ready to do something about it. 693 00:38:59,311 --> 00:39:01,137 J-Just do something? 694 00:39:01,147 --> 00:39:03,072 Calm down. It's easy. 695 00:39:03,082 --> 00:39:06,742 All we need are the names and email addresses 696 00:39:06,752 --> 00:39:08,544 for Kitty's girls. 697 00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:12,148 The girls who sent Kitty questions? 698 00:39:12,158 --> 00:39:14,049 All of 'em? For what? 699 00:39:14,059 --> 00:39:16,585 Deprogramming! Truth! 700 00:39:16,595 --> 00:39:18,487 Like that book. "Dietland." 701 00:39:18,497 --> 00:39:22,558 Maybe. Different things... Depending. 702 00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:26,428 Don't worry. Nothing actionable. 703 00:39:26,438 --> 00:39:28,297 I could get in trouble for that. 704 00:39:28,307 --> 00:39:29,798 Why would I ever do that? 705 00:39:29,808 --> 00:39:32,968 Right now you're doin' nothin'. 706 00:39:32,978 --> 00:39:35,612 Aren't you tired of that? 707 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:41,652 I told Julia I needed to think about it. 708 00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:46,315 Even if I wanted to do what she asked me, 709 00:39:46,325 --> 00:39:47,958 I wasn't sure I could. 710 00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:52,988 Fifty thousand emails. 711 00:39:52,998 --> 00:39:57,159 Fifty thousand girls lonely and desperate enough 712 00:39:57,169 --> 00:39:59,094 to write to Kitty... 713 00:39:59,104 --> 00:40:01,471 and Julia wanted them all. 714 00:40:03,976 --> 00:40:06,202 "Dear Kitty, my friend Kelsey" 715 00:40:06,212 --> 00:40:08,370 "has a thigh gap, and I was wondering..." 716 00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:11,473 "Dear Kitty, I'm 15 and on the swim team..." 717 00:40:11,483 --> 00:40:14,610 "... I think my stepfather touches me when I'm sleeping, 718 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,486 but I don't know..." 719 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,948 "... every night after dinner I got into the bathroom 720 00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,116 and throw up..." 721 00:40:21,126 --> 00:40:23,852 I was tired of doing nothing. 722 00:40:23,862 --> 00:40:26,789 I wanted to fight back... My whole life... 723 00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:29,058 But it was going to cost me. 724 00:40:34,673 --> 00:40:35,998 Hey. Hey, hey. 725 00:40:36,008 --> 00:40:37,533 How ya doin', beautiful? 726 00:40:37,543 --> 00:40:39,969 Look, my friend here, would like a kiss from you. 727 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:41,237 Hey, look at him. 728 00:40:41,247 --> 00:40:43,639 What are you doin'? Sexy! Turn around. 729 00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:45,649 Talk to us. Please. Hey! 730 00:42:17,264 --> 00:42:19,647 I think it was Margaret Atwood 731 00:42:19,658 --> 00:42:21,973 who said that women's biggest fear 732 00:42:21,984 --> 00:42:24,217 is that men will kill them. 733 00:42:27,593 --> 00:42:29,985 Men's worst fear about women? 734 00:42:29,995 --> 00:42:32,321 Being laughed at. 735 00:42:32,331 --> 00:42:34,590 I had both. 736 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,825 OK, Ms. Kettle. 737 00:42:36,835 --> 00:42:39,561 One-thirty over eighty-five is still good. 738 00:42:39,571 --> 00:42:42,731 But we're going to need to see more movement with the weight 739 00:42:42,741 --> 00:42:44,666 if you want to have that surgery. 740 00:42:44,676 --> 00:42:47,002 I've been pretty religious with my program. 741 00:42:47,012 --> 00:42:48,845 Well, you might want to try a new religion. 742 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:54,443 Vibrating belt machine, green tea diet, 743 00:42:54,453 --> 00:42:58,850 hot yoga, chia seeds, raw foods, sweat cure... 744 00:42:58,861 --> 00:43:01,811 fasting, meditation, Herbalife, 745 00:43:01,822 --> 00:43:05,850 sleep cure, paleo diet, journaling, acupuncture, 746 00:43:05,861 --> 00:43:08,220 fat blockers, hypnotism... 747 00:43:11,537 --> 00:43:13,779 I tried them all, 748 00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:16,057 including actual prayer. 749 00:43:18,310 --> 00:43:20,736 The only one that almost worked, 750 00:43:20,746 --> 00:43:22,604 and almost killed me... 751 00:43:24,383 --> 00:43:27,017 the Baptist Weight Loss Clinic. 752 00:43:45,737 --> 00:43:47,529 Hey, I know it's tough. 753 00:43:47,539 --> 00:43:50,566 A lot of my patients almost starve before the weight comes off. 754 00:43:50,576 --> 00:43:52,401 I've been losing slowly, I... 755 00:43:52,411 --> 00:43:54,303 It's about a shock to the system. 756 00:43:54,313 --> 00:43:57,013 Whatever you're doing now, try reducing it another 500 calories. 757 00:43:58,058 --> 00:44:00,808 That puts me under 700. A day. 758 00:44:00,819 --> 00:44:02,744 Look, I can't authorize this surgery 759 00:44:02,754 --> 00:44:05,480 unless you lose another 15 pounds. 760 00:44:05,490 --> 00:44:06,656 Minimum. 761 00:44:11,697 --> 00:44:15,224 Now, this story just keeps getting crazier... 762 00:44:15,234 --> 00:44:17,492 and more tragic. 763 00:44:17,502 --> 00:44:20,696 Seems those two men thrown to their death on the 110 freeway 764 00:44:20,706 --> 00:44:24,766 were both embroiled in a rape case before their murders. 765 00:44:24,776 --> 00:44:26,806 They were among the alleged attackers... 766 00:44:26,817 --> 00:44:28,035 Here you go. 767 00:44:28,046 --> 00:44:29,872 Of a young girl who took her own life 768 00:44:29,882 --> 00:44:31,673 by jumping in front of a speeding train. 769 00:44:31,683 --> 00:44:33,298 Doesn't my insurance cover most of this? 770 00:44:33,309 --> 00:44:36,306 - Didn't you get the new policy? - You need to pay in full for your visits. 771 00:44:36,317 --> 00:44:39,541 If you're covered, you'll get it back when your insurance reimburses you. 772 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:41,340 It's $170 for today. 773 00:44:41,351 --> 00:44:44,286 It now seems these two sad stories... 774 00:44:44,296 --> 00:44:46,221 - Can I put it on a card? - Yeah. 775 00:44:46,231 --> 00:44:48,457 These two men's deaths may have been 776 00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:50,592 an act of revenge. 777 00:44:50,602 --> 00:44:52,928 In a macabre twist, 778 00:44:52,938 --> 00:44:55,564 UNN has learned from a source 779 00:44:55,574 --> 00:44:58,867 that Plum's credit card may be declined. 780 00:44:58,877 --> 00:45:01,737 Are you sure you made your payment, hon? 781 00:45:01,747 --> 00:45:03,372 What? 782 00:45:03,382 --> 00:45:05,374 You got 170 smackers on that card 783 00:45:05,384 --> 00:45:07,217 for a fatty appointment? 784 00:45:12,424 --> 00:45:13,815 I think so. 785 00:45:13,825 --> 00:45:15,284 I-I mean, on the card. 786 00:45:15,294 --> 00:45:16,952 But if I don't get the money back soon 787 00:45:16,962 --> 00:45:18,320 it's gonna be tight. 788 00:45:18,330 --> 00:45:22,224 OK, then. Fingers crossed. 789 00:45:22,234 --> 00:45:24,426 Both men were tagged with a name... 790 00:45:24,436 --> 00:45:26,561 Great. So, we emailed a copy of your receipt. 791 00:45:26,571 --> 00:45:28,931 - Calling card, which read simply... - Thank you. 792 00:45:28,941 --> 00:45:30,766 - "Jennifer." - Sure. 793 00:45:30,776 --> 00:45:33,802 Weird, right? Like, the most harmless name. 794 00:45:33,812 --> 00:45:35,604 My sister is named Jennifer. 795 00:45:35,614 --> 00:45:37,339 Yeah, I guess. 796 00:45:37,349 --> 00:45:39,741 The question now on the minds of law enforcement, 797 00:45:39,751 --> 00:45:42,077 as well as the rest of the nation, is: 798 00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:44,980 Who is Jennifer? 799 00:45:44,990 --> 00:45:47,816 Would someone enlighten me? 800 00:45:47,826 --> 00:45:49,418 Who uses primer? 801 00:45:49,428 --> 00:45:51,820 You got your serum, your sunscreen, 802 00:45:51,830 --> 00:45:53,822 your primer, then your foundation, 803 00:45:53,832 --> 00:45:55,157 then your fixing powder and spray. 804 00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:56,625 That's six layers of shit on youface 805 00:45:56,635 --> 00:45:57,993 before you walk out the door. 806 00:45:58,003 --> 00:45:59,269 I mean, who does that? 807 00:46:01,773 --> 00:46:03,039 Hello? 808 00:46:04,476 --> 00:46:05,534 Hello? 809 00:46:05,544 --> 00:46:07,169 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 810 00:46:07,179 --> 00:46:08,670 I'm just... I'm still... 811 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,672 I'm so impressed that she did it. 812 00:46:10,682 --> 00:46:12,439 Plum! Like, and these notes. 813 00:46:12,450 --> 00:46:16,844 It's like, do you need more evidence that girls need us? 814 00:46:16,855 --> 00:46:19,381 Like, lookit. We ha... Cutter. Cutter. 815 00:46:19,391 --> 00:46:21,183 Exercise addict. Incest. Rape. 816 00:46:21,193 --> 00:46:22,818 Rape. We got... 817 00:46:22,828 --> 00:46:24,519 so much rape. 818 00:46:24,529 --> 00:46:27,889 Anyone can see our Plum has a secret rebel heart. 819 00:46:27,899 --> 00:46:30,225 Ooh! I could just eat her up. 820 00:46:30,235 --> 00:46:32,828 Yeah. I mean, not literally, like you, 821 00:46:32,838 --> 00:46:34,537 but yes. 822 00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:38,967 Whatever you're thinkin', cut it out. 823 00:46:38,977 --> 00:46:41,203 You are done with her as of right now. 824 00:46:41,213 --> 00:46:44,039 - But what if we could help... - Done, dearheart. 825 00:46:44,049 --> 00:46:45,640 We've already got what we needed. 826 00:46:45,650 --> 00:46:47,743 And we don't know if we can trust her. 827 00:46:47,753 --> 00:46:49,811 And I'm not sure she's ready for us. 828 00:46:49,821 --> 00:46:51,747 OK, please just hear me out for a minute... 829 00:46:51,757 --> 00:46:55,584 Let it go. Now, I know I taught you to question authority, 830 00:46:55,594 --> 00:46:57,486 but not mine. 831 00:46:57,496 --> 00:47:00,555 That seems a little second-wave. 832 00:47:00,565 --> 00:47:03,592 Oh, for heaven's sake. What now? 833 00:47:03,602 --> 00:47:05,427 Some hideous T-zone crisis? 834 00:47:05,437 --> 00:47:07,696 �Would you grab that, hon? 835 00:47:07,706 --> 00:47:10,432 Yeah, I just... 'cause I have... I'm late for class anyway, I think. 836 00:47:10,442 --> 00:47:12,375 I don't know. I'm late for something. So, bye! 837 00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:17,947 Julia. Now. 838 00:47:25,791 --> 00:47:27,382 I'd been checking my emails, 839 00:47:27,392 --> 00:47:29,526 but there was nothing from Kitty, thank God. 840 00:47:30,729 --> 00:47:32,621 So far no one seemed to know 841 00:47:32,631 --> 00:47:36,525 about my very impulsive decision to become a criminal. 842 00:47:36,535 --> 00:47:39,194 All right. 700 calories a day is drastic, 843 00:47:39,204 --> 00:47:40,862 but at least it's not nothing. 844 00:47:40,872 --> 00:47:43,198 When I do my green tea cleanses, it's two weeks. 845 00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:45,734 - Can we move on? - Look, I know 846 00:47:45,744 --> 00:47:47,869 you work your ass off, all right? 847 00:47:47,879 --> 00:47:49,771 It's fine. I just want to move on. 848 00:47:49,781 --> 00:47:51,373 Movin' on. 849 00:47:51,383 --> 00:47:53,208 So what's been goin' on with you? 850 00:47:53,218 --> 00:47:54,609 Any word from the basement lady? 851 00:47:54,619 --> 00:47:57,813 Julia? Not since the other day. 852 00:47:57,823 --> 00:47:59,948 No Goth Girl sightings around here, huh? 853 00:47:59,958 --> 00:48:01,049 No, not a trace. 854 00:48:01,059 --> 00:48:03,418 Huh. I guess that was it. 855 00:48:03,428 --> 00:48:05,052 That's so weird. 856 00:48:05,063 --> 00:48:08,724 Julia just wanted to tell you you're destined for greater things, that's all. 857 00:48:08,735 --> 00:48:11,177 They gave you that book, and now they're done with you? 858 00:48:19,511 --> 00:48:21,436 Hello? 859 00:48:21,446 --> 00:48:22,737 You scared of it still? 860 00:48:22,747 --> 00:48:24,673 Kind of. 861 00:48:24,683 --> 00:48:26,808 I feel like it'll be opening a whole can of worms. 862 00:48:26,818 --> 00:48:29,744 No. Just a book. 863 00:48:29,754 --> 00:48:31,413 You don't have to read it, ya know. 864 00:48:31,423 --> 00:48:33,248 But it was delivered unto me 865 00:48:33,258 --> 00:48:34,916 by a goth angel. 866 00:48:34,926 --> 00:48:36,993 OK, well, you get on it. 867 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,860 I used my triple lipid cream and my rosewater mister, 868 00:48:44,870 --> 00:48:46,862 but I just can't keep the glow today. 869 00:48:46,872 --> 00:48:49,197 Oh, shut up. You look fabulous. 870 00:48:49,207 --> 00:48:50,999 Isn't there some new life-changing thing 871 00:48:51,009 --> 00:48:52,767 I simply have to try? 872 00:48:52,777 --> 00:48:54,336 Always. Nature of the beast. 873 00:48:54,346 --> 00:48:55,678 True. 874 00:48:56,715 --> 00:48:59,174 Everything OK, Kiki? 875 00:48:59,184 --> 00:49:02,652 I mean, we never see you down here unless you're stressed. 876 00:49:04,055 --> 00:49:07,382 You know... that may be why I'm dry. 877 00:49:07,392 --> 00:49:09,551 You want to talk about it? 878 00:49:09,561 --> 00:49:10,652 I'm here. 879 00:49:10,662 --> 00:49:13,355 And I'm so grateful. 880 00:49:13,365 --> 00:49:14,689 You are my rock. 881 00:49:14,699 --> 00:49:16,324 My eyes and ears on the ground. 882 00:49:16,334 --> 00:49:18,160 Under the ground. Ha. 883 00:49:18,170 --> 00:49:21,229 - You heard about the leaks? - I did. 884 00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,532 How's that goin'? Are there any leads? 885 00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:26,234 Nothing. And you know how I hate not knowing things. 886 00:49:26,244 --> 00:49:28,036 I do. I do. 887 00:49:28,046 --> 00:49:29,671 Must be one of those crazies 888 00:49:29,681 --> 00:49:31,873 who blames the media for all the world's woes. 889 00:49:31,883 --> 00:49:34,409 It has to be. And what if they come after me? 890 00:49:34,419 --> 00:49:37,345 I mean, I am the most recognizable face at Austen. 891 00:49:37,355 --> 00:49:39,548 You know Stanly was never interested in that stuff. 892 00:49:39,558 --> 00:49:41,416 You are. You are the face. 893 00:49:41,426 --> 00:49:43,885 But... and please don't take this the wrong way... 894 00:49:43,895 --> 00:49:45,695 You know I'm not sensitive. 895 00:49:46,765 --> 00:49:49,491 You oversee women's titles. 896 00:49:49,501 --> 00:49:51,159 I mean, with everything that's goin' on, 897 00:49:51,169 --> 00:49:53,036 the crazies just aren't that interested in you. 898 00:49:54,372 --> 00:49:57,065 Hmm. I never thought of it that way. 899 00:49:57,075 --> 00:50:00,769 What you do is vital. So important. 900 00:50:00,779 --> 00:50:03,171 But people don't think it's important. 901 00:50:03,181 --> 00:50:04,581 So that keeps you safe, see? 902 00:50:05,917 --> 00:50:07,676 Oh, my goodness. 903 00:50:07,686 --> 00:50:10,787 Yes. I guess that that's reassuring. 904 00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:14,082 I'd like to make more of a mark, though. 905 00:50:14,092 --> 00:50:16,551 And you will. You will. 906 00:50:16,561 --> 00:50:19,387 But safety-wise, you just 907 00:50:19,397 --> 00:50:21,289 rest easy... for now. 908 00:50:21,299 --> 00:50:22,724 Ya hear? 909 00:50:22,734 --> 00:50:24,926 Thank you, Julia. 910 00:50:24,936 --> 00:50:27,262 I knew you would know what to think. You always do. 911 00:50:27,272 --> 00:50:29,698 - Well, I try... - Bring that up with you, will you? 912 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:32,100 And throw some dry shampoo in there for Eladio. 913 00:50:32,110 --> 00:50:33,779 He stinks. 914 00:50:38,216 --> 00:50:40,083 Do you make birthday cakes? 915 00:50:41,386 --> 00:50:43,111 - Um... - I'm having a thing. 916 00:50:43,121 --> 00:50:44,646 It's for my birthday. 917 00:50:44,656 --> 00:50:47,382 I... Wow. Uh... 918 00:50:47,392 --> 00:50:49,251 I'm tryin' to cut back on the baking. 919 00:50:50,895 --> 00:50:53,388 It's not forever. I... I'm just busy. 920 00:50:53,398 --> 00:50:55,991 That sucks. But hey, you should still come. 921 00:50:56,001 --> 00:50:58,393 - To your party? - Yeah. It'll be fun. 922 00:50:58,403 --> 00:51:00,262 Just, like, a few friends... 923 00:51:00,272 --> 00:51:01,930 How many friends? 924 00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:03,932 Just... fifty? 925 00:51:03,942 --> 00:51:06,434 You have fifty friends? 926 00:51:06,444 --> 00:51:08,270 Uh, it's like people from school, 927 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,872 guys I skate with, my subway buds... 928 00:51:10,882 --> 00:51:12,974 - I'm sorry. I just... - No, no, no. Go ahead. 929 00:51:14,419 --> 00:51:17,279 It almost seems quaint now... 930 00:51:17,289 --> 00:51:19,447 - This is Plum. - That I was worried about 931 00:51:19,457 --> 00:51:22,717 turning over those girls' email addresses to Julia. 932 00:51:22,727 --> 00:51:24,160 When? 933 00:51:25,330 --> 00:51:27,455 I had no idea 934 00:51:27,465 --> 00:51:31,126 how small a role I was playing in Jennifer's Grand Guignol. 935 00:51:33,371 --> 00:51:35,063 Ahh. Give it to me. 936 00:51:35,073 --> 00:51:36,205 Mwah. 937 00:51:40,512 --> 00:51:41,836 Come on, Malleck. 938 00:51:41,846 --> 00:51:44,472 Ah. OK. 939 00:51:44,482 --> 00:51:45,807 Into the woods. 940 00:51:45,817 --> 00:51:48,017 Jesus, this girl's... 941 00:51:58,129 --> 00:51:59,788 Hey, baby, wait for Daddy. 942 00:51:59,798 --> 00:52:01,156 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 943 00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:02,757 Don't go too fast. 944 00:52:02,767 --> 00:52:07,136 I'm not really... so much... in shape. 945 00:52:23,174 --> 00:52:24,966 Any word back from Malleck Ferguson? 946 00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:26,334 I've tried everywhere. Nothing. 947 00:52:26,344 --> 00:52:28,002 Malleck. Oh, he's the one who... 948 00:52:28,012 --> 00:52:29,504 - Mal's a character. - Never convicted. 949 00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:30,905 He's probably on a shoot. 950 00:52:30,915 --> 00:52:32,340 Or at some billionaire's chalet 951 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:34,175 with a bunch of baby "models." 952 00:52:34,185 --> 00:52:35,643 Leave him another message. 953 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,845 Tell him I want him to shoot Rihanna, 954 00:52:37,855 --> 00:52:40,330 and I'll get Tim Walker if he doesn't get back to me by tomorrow. 955 00:52:40,341 --> 00:52:42,017 - He'll hate that. - We have Rihanna? 956 00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:43,283 Dear God, no. 957 00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:44,952 I want him to photograph her. 958 00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:46,621 - Don't we all? - Love it. 959 00:52:46,631 --> 00:52:48,497 You are wicked, kitty cat. 960 00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:52,827 Isn't there an unofficial boycott on Malleck? 961 00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:54,962 I mean, after those models said what they heard... 962 00:52:54,972 --> 00:52:57,665 - Oh, he said, she said. It's... - More like he said, they said? 963 00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:59,100 Rumors. You know, 964 00:52:59,110 --> 00:53:01,544 the lines get blurry with creatives. Kiss kiss. 965 00:53:05,817 --> 00:53:08,509 More? What am I supposed to do with all this shit? 966 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,777 Put it on your face? 967 00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:11,512 Ohh. You're a riot. 968 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:12,713 Anything good? 969 00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:14,615 Kitty got you dry shampoo. 970 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:16,223 Which is code for "You need a shower." 971 00:53:16,234 --> 00:53:18,619 Showering is the new sitting, which was the new smoking... 972 00:53:18,629 --> 00:53:20,121 So bad for you. 973 00:53:20,131 --> 00:53:23,124 OK, I don't even know what that sentence means. 974 00:53:23,134 --> 00:53:24,992 Here. Cl� de Peau. 975 00:53:25,002 --> 00:53:27,662 She didn't even open the last one. 976 00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:31,632 If this pretty baby turns up on eBay, it wasn't me. 977 00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:33,301 Kitty seems anxious. 978 00:53:33,311 --> 00:53:36,370 What do you know about these leaks? 979 00:53:36,380 --> 00:53:38,473 Not much. 980 00:53:38,483 --> 00:53:41,209 But the detective they got is... dreamy, 981 00:53:41,219 --> 00:53:42,810 so I shouldn't complain. 982 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:44,545 Detective? 983 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,514 - They called the police? - Mm-hmm. 984 00:53:46,524 --> 00:53:48,516 He's been poking around. 985 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:50,518 Hmm. Not in the way that I wish he would. 986 00:53:50,528 --> 00:53:52,653 Hmm. Well, good luck with that. 987 00:53:52,663 --> 00:53:55,523 I'm gonna keep a look out for this detective. 988 00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:57,825 - Get an eyeful. - Do. 989 00:53:57,835 --> 00:54:00,027 And the next time she wants to go shopping, 990 00:54:00,037 --> 00:54:01,604 give her trial sizes, would you? 991 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,610 - Whoo! Hey! - Oh, my God, you scared me. 992 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,845 Oh. Sorry. I can't imagine what you must think of me, 993 00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:20,081 like, "Who is this gawky weird girl tracking my ass" 994 00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:23,251 like some hunter on, like, a beaver hunting show or something." 995 00:54:23,261 --> 00:54:24,752 Kitty called me into her office. 996 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:27,455 Ah. Oh, but that happens, right? So... 997 00:54:27,465 --> 00:54:29,457 I was just there! It has to be about the emails! 998 00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:31,559 Not necessarily. The server you sent that stuff to 999 00:54:31,569 --> 00:54:33,694 - is crazy secure. - I can't believe this. 1000 00:54:33,704 --> 00:54:36,063 I had temporary insanity. 1001 00:54:36,073 --> 00:54:38,900 I don't do well with strs. I haven't been sleeping... 1002 00:54:38,910 --> 00:54:41,235 Is that why you take the Y? 1003 00:54:41,245 --> 00:54:43,104 How do you know about that? 1004 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,572 Oh, I'm observant. 1005 00:54:44,582 --> 00:54:46,140 I have this freaky attention thing, 1006 00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:47,942 it's like ADD, sort of, 1007 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:49,477 but I'm usually all over the place. 1008 00:54:49,487 --> 00:54:50,978 But when I care about something, 1009 00:54:50,988 --> 00:54:54,782 I am crazy focused, like laser-beam focused. 1010 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:58,786 Listen, someone like me has a hard time finding a job. 1011 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:00,821 If I lose this, if I get fired, 1012 00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:02,290 I lose my insurance, 1013 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:04,759 and then I'm gonna be really, really not good. 1014 00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:06,561 OK, I'll talk to Julia. 1015 00:55:06,571 --> 00:55:10,831 She will wait, because she doesn't want you to suffer, OK? 1016 00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:14,802 In the meantime, I want you to go see someone. 1017 00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:16,437 Verena Baptist. 1018 00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:19,173 What! I told her about you, and she wants to meet. 1019 00:55:19,183 --> 00:55:21,175 That's ridiculous. 1020 00:55:21,185 --> 00:55:24,812 Oh, no, she's super-intimidating, but also a-mazing. 1021 00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:26,347 She will change your life. 1022 00:55:26,357 --> 00:55:29,817 By convincing me to stay obese. 1023 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:32,520 She hurt a lot of people when she closed those clinics. 1024 00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:34,655 Is that what you... think? 1025 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,657 So, wait, did you read the book? 1026 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,659 You just gave it to me. 1027 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:41,596 And how did you know that I was on the Baptist Plan, huh? 1028 00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:44,131 - If you guys are hacking me... - I didn't know. 1029 00:55:44,141 --> 00:55:46,934 I mean, for sure. It was just... 1030 00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:49,770 you know, the way you... eat. 1031 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,873 Like the 12 Commandments of Mealtime, 1032 00:55:52,883 --> 00:55:54,675 um, from the program? 1033 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:56,978 You know, the "always leave food on your plate," 1034 00:55:56,988 --> 00:55:59,513 and "use smaller utensils" and "chew each bite 50 times" 1035 00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:04,460 and all that stuff, you still do them... all. 1036 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:06,854 I do not. 1037 00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:10,157 I have video. Actually, if you want to see... 1038 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:11,692 Oh, my God! 1039 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,161 Not like scary video, just like on my phone. 1040 00:56:14,171 --> 00:56:16,330 Why am I even talking to you? I don't know you. 1041 00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:18,966 But I want you to. Know me. 1042 00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:23,712 I... I am ripe for the knowing. 1043 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:27,375 But why? 1044 00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:29,677 I don't understand why any of this is happening. 1045 00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:33,080 Neither did I, and then Julia found me, 1046 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:35,557 like... like she found you. 1047 00:56:37,361 --> 00:56:40,921 People don't really see themselves, you know? 1048 00:56:41,484 --> 00:56:46,826 Like, some awful people think that everything they do is magic, 1049 00:56:46,837 --> 00:56:48,596 and then... 1050 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:53,734 and then people who actually make the world a better place 1051 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:56,078 think that they're pieces of shit. 1052 00:56:58,082 --> 00:57:00,875 But your... letters. 1053 00:57:00,885 --> 00:57:06,080 You know, Julia saw you through your writing, 1054 00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:08,549 just... just like she saw me. 1055 00:57:08,559 --> 00:57:12,086 - Do you write? - No. God, no. 1056 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,587 Um, I just... I did, um... 1057 00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,924 I did, like, rants on YouTube or whatever. 1058 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:21,028 But look, the point is that my... my life was in theory, 1059 00:57:21,038 --> 00:57:25,266 you know? Like, I didn't actually do anything... 1060 00:57:25,276 --> 00:57:26,575 just like you. 1061 00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:30,705 No offense. 1062 00:57:30,715 --> 00:57:34,942 Julia knows that you and me... 1063 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:38,112 we are too smart... 1064 00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:43,425 we are too smart for the lives that we thought we deserved. 1065 00:57:45,129 --> 00:57:47,162 We are special. 1066 00:57:49,567 --> 00:57:51,826 Or we're weak... 1067 00:57:51,836 --> 00:57:54,095 impressionable. 1068 00:57:54,105 --> 00:57:57,339 You got your attention thing, I'm... what I am. 1069 00:57:59,477 --> 00:58:00,935 Look... 1070 00:58:00,945 --> 00:58:03,170 go see Verena. 1071 00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:04,638 Please. 1072 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:06,315 She will help you. 1073 00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:09,677 Oh, um, but we don't tell Julia 1074 00:58:09,687 --> 00:58:11,178 that I sent you? 1075 00:58:11,188 --> 00:58:14,982 Or, you know, that we talked or... anything, actually. 1076 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:18,285 Um, I have to go. I have class, maybe. I... I don't know. 1077 00:58:18,295 --> 00:58:19,962 Anyway, I gotta jet. Bye! 1078 00:58:32,670 --> 00:58:34,529 PRO tip. Potions. 1079 00:58:34,539 --> 00:58:36,330 Future of beauty. 1080 00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:39,200 Collagen drinks that make you glow. 1081 00:58:39,210 --> 00:58:41,803 Well, you are glowing. 1082 00:58:41,813 --> 00:58:43,838 Am I? 1083 00:58:43,848 --> 00:58:45,047 Thank you. 1084 00:58:46,250 --> 00:58:48,643 So, after our last meeting, 1085 00:58:48,653 --> 00:58:50,712 I had this feeling. I... 1086 00:58:50,722 --> 00:58:53,881 can't explain it, but it gnawed at me. 1087 00:58:53,891 --> 00:58:57,251 Did you know that Missoni is doing a plus-size capsule collection? 1088 00:58:57,261 --> 00:59:00,688 - I did not. - And Temperley 1089 00:59:00,698 --> 00:59:03,391 is doing Big Gals for Tarzhay. Something is happening. 1090 00:59:03,401 --> 00:59:07,028 - Well, statistically... - Exactly, women are getting bigger. 1091 00:59:07,038 --> 00:59:08,396 Especially those who work. 1092 00:59:08,406 --> 00:59:10,832 But you have to be absolutely fanatical 1093 00:59:10,842 --> 00:59:12,041 to stay under a size 2. 1094 00:59:13,911 --> 00:59:15,703 I never talk about this around here, 1095 00:59:15,713 --> 00:59:18,406 but... menopause... 1096 00:59:18,416 --> 00:59:21,008 Peri, in my case... 1097 00:59:21,018 --> 00:59:23,211 You know me, always have to be first... 1098 00:59:23,221 --> 00:59:25,580 Suddenly I had this middle. 1099 00:59:25,590 --> 00:59:29,550 My chef had to cut absolutely everything white out of my menu. 1100 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,353 You can do things for the face, 1101 00:59:32,363 --> 00:59:34,188 the body, even the hands. 1102 00:59:34,198 --> 00:59:37,925 But the waist? You have to attack. 1103 00:59:37,935 --> 00:59:40,428 Around here you start looking like somebody's grandmother... 1104 00:59:40,438 --> 00:59:42,530 You're out. 1105 00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:45,032 Martha Stewart can get away with it, she sells hot glue guns. 1106 00:59:45,042 --> 00:59:47,602 But tastemakers? No. 1107 00:59:47,612 --> 00:59:49,578 Mark my word... 1108 00:59:51,582 --> 00:59:53,741 it won't happen to me. 1109 00:59:53,751 --> 00:59:55,785 I will not be left behind. 1110 01:00:02,226 --> 01:00:04,752 Rry. What was I saying? 1111 01:00:04,762 --> 01:00:07,789 - Um, plus-size fashions. - Fashion Week. Yes. 1112 01:00:07,799 --> 01:00:12,493 Rene Tyler is doing a show for big gals at Clarkson Square, 1113 01:00:12,503 --> 01:00:14,562 and I want... you 1114 01:00:14,572 --> 01:00:16,931 to cover it. 1115 01:00:16,941 --> 01:00:18,766 Really? 1116 01:00:18,776 --> 01:00:20,067 You're our hidden resource. 1117 01:00:20,077 --> 01:00:21,936 You know what these people want. 1118 01:00:21,946 --> 01:00:24,105 Wow. 1119 01:00:24,115 --> 01:00:26,174 Uh, that... that is exciting. 1120 01:00:26,184 --> 01:00:29,177 How does that work? I go to the show... 1121 01:00:29,187 --> 01:00:31,078 Oh, no, they're showing it on Facebook Live. 1122 01:00:31,088 --> 01:00:32,647 You'll watch it there. 1123 01:00:34,091 --> 01:00:35,583 I'll send one of the regular girls, 1124 01:00:35,593 --> 01:00:39,153 you know, just to show support. 1125 01:00:39,163 --> 01:00:42,464 - And I'm your hidden resource. - Exactly. 1126 01:00:44,468 --> 01:00:46,994 But you'll have your very own name in the magazine. 1127 01:00:47,004 --> 01:00:48,663 How about that? 1128 01:00:48,673 --> 01:00:51,607 That is also very exciting. 1129 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:09,525 Hey, Chocolate Cake. 1130 01:01:12,129 --> 01:01:15,556 Hey. Hi. 1131 01:01:15,566 --> 01:01:17,124 On a case, huh? 1132 01:01:17,134 --> 01:01:18,526 Kitty told me about the hacking. 1133 01:01:18,536 --> 01:01:19,560 Yeah. 1134 01:01:19,570 --> 01:01:21,515 Any idea who did it? 1135 01:01:21,526 --> 01:01:24,379 Nah, I mean, I've been pulled onto something else for the last few days, 1136 01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:26,199 but... nothing new. 1137 01:01:26,210 --> 01:01:29,337 - Hmm. - How you doin'? 1138 01:01:29,347 --> 01:01:32,081 OK. How are you? 1139 01:01:33,718 --> 01:01:37,245 Honestly, I'm... hungry. 1140 01:01:37,255 --> 01:01:39,647 I-I keep thinking about that chocolate cake. 1141 01:01:39,657 --> 01:01:43,307 I gathered that when you called me Chocolate Cake. 1142 01:01:43,318 --> 01:01:45,992 Yeah. Kinda tipped you off. Sorry. I don't know what I'm thinkin'. 1143 01:01:46,003 --> 01:01:48,713 It's not like you're gonna be carrying a piece in your purse or something. 1144 01:01:52,203 --> 01:01:54,662 I did actually do a bunch of baking 1145 01:01:54,672 --> 01:01:56,664 for a caf� near my place. 1146 01:01:56,674 --> 01:01:58,841 Really? 1147 01:02:00,411 --> 01:02:02,270 Chocolate cake's sold out. 1148 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,038 Carrot cake moves slower, 1149 01:02:04,048 --> 01:02:07,608 but people are passionate about it. Love or hate. 1150 01:02:07,618 --> 01:02:10,077 Happens to be my second favorite. 1151 01:02:10,087 --> 01:02:11,879 - Sometimes first. - Reall. 1152 01:02:11,889 --> 01:02:13,689 Yeah. Depends on the day. 1153 01:02:21,866 --> 01:02:23,257 Holy shit. 1154 01:02:23,267 --> 01:02:25,092 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 1155 01:02:25,102 --> 01:02:28,095 - You made this? - Have we not established that? 1156 01:02:28,105 --> 01:02:30,456 You think I'd drag you to my neighborhood 1157 01:02:30,467 --> 01:02:32,394 to feed you somebody else's cake? 1158 01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:34,846 It's sublime. 1159 01:02:36,314 --> 01:02:37,605 More coffee? 1160 01:02:37,615 --> 01:02:40,107 Yeah, thank you. 1161 01:02:40,117 --> 01:02:42,862 So, what do you think of my Plum's skills, huh? 1162 01:02:44,121 --> 01:02:45,621 Incredible. 1163 01:02:46,871 --> 01:02:48,378 Bye, Steven. 1164 01:02:48,926 --> 01:02:50,459 Bye. 1165 01:02:53,564 --> 01:02:55,089 So, is that your boyfriend? 1166 01:02:55,099 --> 01:02:57,091 No. 1167 01:02:57,101 --> 01:02:59,060 Oh. 'Cause he called you "my Plum." 1168 01:02:59,070 --> 01:03:03,130 No, no, he's a friend. He's a gay friend. 1169 01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:05,599 I... I'm too busy for a boyfriend. 1170 01:03:05,609 --> 01:03:09,236 Gay, huh? It's funny, I didn't peg that. 1171 01:03:09,246 --> 01:03:11,839 He's right, though, you do have a gift. 1172 01:03:11,849 --> 01:03:14,342 It's a shame more people can't have this. 1173 01:03:14,352 --> 01:03:18,854 I bestow it selectively on those who deserve it. 1174 01:03:19,991 --> 01:03:22,917 "Bestow." I like that. 1175 01:03:22,927 --> 01:03:25,186 It is probably better this way. 1176 01:03:25,196 --> 01:03:27,254 If I could have this anytime I wanted, 1177 01:03:27,264 --> 01:03:28,831 I'd be as big as a house. 1178 01:03:32,870 --> 01:03:35,270 Not that there's anything, you know... 1179 01:03:36,941 --> 01:03:39,008 It's like... whatever works. 1180 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,606 So what else do you do? 1181 01:03:45,616 --> 01:03:47,375 For fun. 1182 01:03:47,385 --> 01:03:50,845 Oh, you know, read, write. 1183 01:03:50,855 --> 01:03:52,880 Yeah? Cool. 1184 01:03:52,890 --> 01:03:55,224 So what do you... What do you read and write? 1185 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,285 Novels. 1186 01:03:58,295 --> 01:04:01,522 Um... I studied art and literature in grad school, 1187 01:04:01,532 --> 01:04:04,825 so I read a lot of articles for research. I write for work. 1188 01:04:04,835 --> 01:04:07,528 So, for fun... you work. 1189 01:04:09,306 --> 01:04:11,999 Sounds a little grim when you put it that way. 1190 01:04:12,009 --> 01:04:13,242 Not if you're happy. 1191 01:04:15,746 --> 01:04:16,837 Yeah. 1192 01:04:16,847 --> 01:04:18,072 Hey. 1193 01:04:18,082 --> 01:04:19,681 Sorry. 1194 01:04:21,385 --> 01:04:23,252 Are you happy? 1195 01:04:26,724 --> 01:04:28,215 I don't really think about it. 1196 01:04:28,225 --> 01:04:31,152 It's more about survival, you know? 1197 01:04:31,162 --> 01:04:33,654 Because of your work? It's dangerous? 1198 01:04:38,602 --> 01:04:40,928 Listen, um... 1199 01:04:40,938 --> 01:04:44,365 I don't want to take advantage of your hospitality, but... 1200 01:04:44,375 --> 01:04:47,101 if you could keep your eyes open around Austen, 1201 01:04:47,111 --> 01:04:48,736 that would really help me out. 1202 01:04:48,746 --> 01:04:51,505 'Cause tech crimes, it's not really my thing, 1203 01:04:51,515 --> 01:04:54,909 we're down a few men and I kinda drew the short straw on this one. 1204 01:04:54,919 --> 01:04:56,744 Nobody else wanted it, huh? 1205 01:04:56,754 --> 01:04:58,279 Yeah, I mean, it's important, 1206 01:04:58,289 --> 01:04:59,947 it's not like it's not criminal, 1207 01:04:59,957 --> 01:05:02,257 it's just not sexy, you know? 1208 01:05:04,862 --> 01:05:06,587 You OK? 1209 01:05:06,597 --> 01:05:08,063 Yeah. 1210 01:05:09,266 --> 01:05:10,599 Fine. 1211 01:05:11,769 --> 01:05:13,260 So, yeah, anyway, you know, 1212 01:05:13,270 --> 01:05:14,762 if you just... If you see anything, 1213 01:05:14,772 --> 01:05:16,564 somebody's acting interesting, 1214 01:05:16,574 --> 01:05:19,241 you see something off, you let me know, yeah? 1215 01:05:20,878 --> 01:05:23,078 Somebody acting interesting. 1216 01:05:25,282 --> 01:05:27,950 God knows I couldn't be interesting. 1217 01:05:32,890 --> 01:05:36,291 I was only fit for writing from my sad apartment. 1218 01:05:43,901 --> 01:05:45,834 Not for public consumption. 1219 01:06:00,251 --> 01:06:02,151 But I was done with that. 1220 01:06:19,470 --> 01:06:22,804 I'm looking for Verena Baptist? 1221 01:06:23,954 --> 01:06:26,915 This way. 1222 01:06:26,925 --> 01:06:29,117 Because he watches some kid on YouTube, 1223 01:06:29,127 --> 01:06:32,520 he thinks he's an authority on my spankin' new clit. 1224 01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:34,157 I paid good money for this thing. 1225 01:06:34,168 --> 01:06:36,162 Honey, you need to date from the community. 1226 01:06:36,173 --> 01:06:37,698 Girl, those guys are too earnest. 1227 01:06:37,708 --> 01:06:39,333 Look, I need a beast, 1228 01:06:39,343 --> 01:06:41,134 somebody who's gonna break mine in. 1229 01:06:41,144 --> 01:06:44,237 Yes, girl, somebody who's gonna bark like a dog. 1230 01:06:44,247 --> 01:06:46,306 - You know what I mean? - Hi! 1231 01:06:46,316 --> 01:06:49,351 - Who's this? - She's here to see Verena. 1232 01:06:50,554 --> 01:06:51,678 I'll tell her. 1233 01:06:53,690 --> 01:06:55,649 Are you hungry? 1234 01:06:55,659 --> 01:06:57,240 No, I'm good, thank you. 1235 01:06:57,251 --> 01:06:59,720 Or a drink? We were just about to open another bottle of red. 1236 01:06:59,730 --> 01:07:02,356 - I'm fine, thank you. Really. - What's your name? 1237 01:07:02,366 --> 01:07:05,325 - Plum. Plum Kettle. - No, it's not. 1238 01:07:05,335 --> 01:07:07,494 Are you from a children's book? 1239 01:07:07,504 --> 01:07:10,864 Be nice. Shall we pretend that you're not even here, dear? 1240 01:07:10,874 --> 01:07:12,658 Please. 1241 01:07:12,669 --> 01:07:15,011 Oh, my God, did you guys hear about that thing that happened? 1242 01:07:15,022 --> 01:07:16,831 The guys who were thrown out on the freeway? 1243 01:07:16,842 --> 01:07:20,107 Yeah. Jennifer. I'm grimly fascinated. 1244 01:07:20,117 --> 01:07:22,042 Yeah, I'm kinda rootin' for Jennifer. 1245 01:07:22,052 --> 01:07:24,544 - Is that a wrong thing? - Verena would say so. 1246 01:07:24,554 --> 01:07:27,614 - She thinks it's horrible. - Both responses are appropriate, 1247 01:07:27,624 --> 01:07:29,716 but vigilantism 1248 01:07:29,726 --> 01:07:32,853 - is a slippery slope. - You are correct. 1249 01:07:32,863 --> 01:07:37,391 They should really only do it two... maybe four more times. 1250 01:07:37,401 --> 01:07:39,860 I got some names for them. 1251 01:07:39,870 --> 01:07:42,095 Well, there is another guy that's missing. 1252 01:07:42,105 --> 01:07:45,599 That photographer... the one who did those shady pictures. 1253 01:07:45,609 --> 01:07:48,301 - The ads for Stella Cross? - Oh, my God, those ones 1254 01:07:48,311 --> 01:07:49,903 where she's tied up? 1255 01:07:49,913 --> 01:07:52,205 She's a porn star! What do you expect? 1256 01:07:52,215 --> 01:07:57,377 - What's his name? Uh, Terrance... - Malleck. Ferguson. 1257 01:07:57,387 --> 01:07:59,613 He worked with Kitty sometimes. 1258 01:07:59,623 --> 01:08:02,616 Yeah, not Terrance at all. Thank you, Plum Kettle. 1259 01:08:02,626 --> 01:08:05,719 Yeah, that pervert guy, right? 1260 01:08:05,729 --> 01:08:09,250 He was like at a party, and he just disappeared, I think. 1261 01:08:09,261 --> 01:08:10,510 Mm-hmm. 1262 01:08:11,101 --> 01:08:12,726 Doesn't surprise me. 1263 01:08:12,736 --> 01:08:14,661 He's not well-liked. 1264 01:08:14,671 --> 01:08:17,464 Oh, my God, did you guys hear that Stella Cross 1265 01:08:17,474 --> 01:08:20,066 is putting out a line of temporary tattoos... 1266 01:08:20,077 --> 01:08:22,062 for the hairless pussy? 1267 01:08:22,073 --> 01:08:23,631 Get on it, girl. You gotta get one 1268 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:25,700 that looks like a bear trap! 1269 01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:28,436 We don't usually talk this much about pussy before dinner. 1270 01:08:28,446 --> 01:08:31,573 - Oh, we absolutely do. - This is a lie. 1271 01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:33,575 What is a lie? 1272 01:08:33,585 --> 01:08:36,586 Absolutely nothing of consequence, love. 1273 01:08:38,222 --> 01:08:40,315 Plum. 1274 01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:43,284 I am so glad you're here. 1275 01:08:43,294 --> 01:08:44,953 Leeta sent me some of your writing. 1276 01:08:44,963 --> 01:08:47,088 Sh... What writing? 1277 01:08:47,098 --> 01:08:48,790 You're Kitty, right? 1278 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:52,226 Some subversive ideas in there. 1279 01:08:52,236 --> 01:08:53,394 I did what I could. 1280 01:08:53,404 --> 01:08:56,640 Well, we noticed. 1281 01:08:56,651 --> 01:08:58,799 So, the building on the corner was a church 1282 01:08:58,810 --> 01:09:00,668 and a home for wayward girls. 1283 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:03,471 Jake is handy, so when I acquired the building, 1284 01:09:03,481 --> 01:09:05,807 we expanded, but now he can't stop renovating. 1285 01:09:05,817 --> 01:09:08,943 - Like the Winchester Mystery House. - I'm sorry, the what? 1286 01:09:08,953 --> 01:09:11,846 - Uh, it's not important. - I'll Google it. 1287 01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:13,781 Point is, now I have an auditorium 1288 01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:15,416 and no idea what to do with it. 1289 01:09:15,426 --> 01:09:18,086 Anyway, uh, so what did Leeta tell you about Calliope? 1290 01:09:18,096 --> 01:09:20,321 Is this Calliope? 1291 01:09:20,331 --> 01:09:22,590 Ah. So, nothing. 1292 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:27,328 Yes. Our goal is to support women with bold ideas. 1293 01:09:27,338 --> 01:09:30,698 Women who will further our mission of fighting misogyny, 1294 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:32,367 gender inequality. 1295 01:09:32,377 --> 01:09:35,036 I realize that sounds a little sprawling and grand. 1296 01:09:35,046 --> 01:09:39,007 Uh, the bottom line is, I find women who have been discounted, 1297 01:09:39,017 --> 01:09:41,809 abused, marginalized... Which is most of us... 1298 01:09:41,819 --> 01:09:44,312 And I help them form their vision for change, 1299 01:09:44,322 --> 01:09:46,188 then I help them act on it. 1300 01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:50,485 No way. 1301 01:09:50,495 --> 01:09:53,154 Oh. Way. 1302 01:09:53,164 --> 01:09:56,224 I remember these! God, from the commercials. 1303 01:09:56,234 --> 01:09:57,358 My mama. 1304 01:09:57,368 --> 01:09:58,567 Those were hers. 1305 01:10:02,073 --> 01:10:05,166 - Wow. - Leeta told me you were on the program. 1306 01:10:06,978 --> 01:10:09,804 Quite a life Eulayla had. 1307 01:10:13,818 --> 01:10:15,643 My father was a preacher. 1308 01:10:15,653 --> 01:10:17,311 He fell in love, first sight, 1309 01:10:17,321 --> 01:10:19,989 when he saw Mother in a beauty pageant. 1310 01:10:21,993 --> 01:10:24,719 She won, and won again, 1311 01:10:24,729 --> 01:10:29,432 all the way to Miss Georgia, 1966. 1312 01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:35,396 My father wooed her... 1313 01:10:35,406 --> 01:10:38,666 and proposed after Sunday services. 1314 01:10:38,676 --> 01:10:39,842 She said yes. 1315 01:10:49,554 --> 01:10:53,381 Then Mother got heavy after she had me, 1316 01:10:53,391 --> 01:10:58,219 and she got desperate. 1317 01:10:58,229 --> 01:11:00,922 She wanted to get her stomach stapled... 1318 01:11:00,932 --> 01:11:03,065 But he couldn't let her take that risk. 1319 01:11:04,602 --> 01:11:07,028 He hired her a cook instead. 1320 01:11:07,038 --> 01:11:08,471 Exactly. 1321 01:11:10,541 --> 01:11:12,233 Food was the sin 1322 01:11:12,243 --> 01:11:15,069 and Mama was the sinner. 1323 01:11:15,079 --> 01:11:18,239 So, she ate only what was provided 1324 01:11:18,249 --> 01:11:21,784 and avoided temptation by never leaving the house. 1325 01:11:33,464 --> 01:11:35,798 No one saw her for almost a year. 1326 01:11:37,301 --> 01:11:39,827 People thought she might be dead. 1327 01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:41,337 But no. 1328 01:11:44,776 --> 01:11:46,634 From that day forward, 1329 01:11:46,644 --> 01:11:48,469 she was a symbol of hope... 1330 01:11:48,479 --> 01:11:50,171 for women like me. 1331 01:11:52,784 --> 01:11:54,008 You got it. 1332 01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:57,345 God and my father's plan... 1333 01:11:57,355 --> 01:11:59,080 Mostly my father's plan... 1334 01:11:59,090 --> 01:12:01,682 Returned her to sound mind 1335 01:12:01,692 --> 01:12:03,918 and a blessed size four. 1336 01:12:03,928 --> 01:12:07,155 They taught us all that. Eulayla's story. 1337 01:12:07,165 --> 01:12:09,123 Only it was a lie. 1338 01:12:09,133 --> 01:12:12,434 After they got rich, Mama got fat again. 1339 01:12:14,172 --> 01:12:17,765 But this time, the plan didn't work. 1340 01:12:17,775 --> 01:12:19,667 Now that there was money at stake, 1341 01:12:19,677 --> 01:12:23,012 my father had a change of heart about the stomach stapling. 1342 01:12:24,182 --> 01:12:26,148 But something went wrong. 1343 01:12:27,852 --> 01:12:31,846 My mother wore a diaper for the rest of her life. 1344 01:12:31,856 --> 01:12:33,948 But that wasn't the only complication. 1345 01:12:33,958 --> 01:12:36,717 She got pills to kill her appetite. 1346 01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:40,555 Mother started to get all her calories from vodka. 1347 01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:42,056 My father was disgusted. 1348 01:12:42,066 --> 01:12:45,226 They railed at each other. 1349 01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:47,195 And then came the crash. 1350 01:12:52,710 --> 01:12:55,570 My mother couldn't live with herself... 1351 01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:57,305 or him... 1352 01:12:57,315 --> 01:12:59,540 or me. 1353 01:12:59,550 --> 01:13:02,677 My parents knew the Baptist Plan didn't work. 1354 01:13:02,687 --> 01:13:05,996 What person can exist in that state of starvation for a lifetime? 1355 01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:07,915 My mother couldn't, not of her own volition. 1356 01:13:07,925 --> 01:13:10,251 Aren't there laws? They can't make false claims. 1357 01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:12,653 The tiny print that says "results not typical," 1358 01:13:12,663 --> 01:13:14,322 that's all the law requires. 1359 01:13:14,332 --> 01:13:16,691 And when you fail, 1360 01:13:16,701 --> 01:13:19,393 the clinic blames you for not being superhuman 1361 01:13:19,403 --> 01:13:21,229 and sells you a new plan. 1362 01:13:23,241 --> 01:13:26,575 And that is why I closed the clinics. 1363 01:13:38,467 --> 01:13:42,929 So, I just happen to have... 1364 01:13:42,939 --> 01:13:45,717 - Try one. - I'm fine, thank you. 1365 01:13:49,341 --> 01:13:52,100 God. 1366 01:13:52,256 --> 01:13:55,683 Do you remember the first time you tasted chocolate? 1367 01:13:55,701 --> 01:13:57,727 Or something sweet? 1368 01:13:57,737 --> 01:13:59,069 No. 1369 01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:36,273 But you remember something. 1370 01:14:39,478 --> 01:14:43,105 Just what it felt like to eat something... before... 1371 01:14:43,115 --> 01:14:46,025 - Before what? - Why do you need to know this? 1372 01:14:46,036 --> 01:14:49,150 I don't. You don't have to tell me anything you don't want to. 1373 01:14:50,956 --> 01:14:54,483 I was gonna say I... I remember what it felt like 1374 01:14:54,493 --> 01:14:58,595 to eat something delicious before I knew I was too big. 1375 01:15:00,399 --> 01:15:02,291 The world must have been simpler. 1376 01:15:02,301 --> 01:15:04,560 Friendlier. 1377 01:15:04,570 --> 01:15:08,964 I think I was in kindergarten when I figured it out. 1378 01:15:08,974 --> 01:15:10,966 We were playing this kissing game, 1379 01:15:10,976 --> 01:15:13,302 boys chase girls, 1380 01:15:13,312 --> 01:15:15,971 and this chubby kid caught me. 1381 01:15:15,981 --> 01:15:20,242 But he wouldn't kiss me because I was a pig. 1382 01:15:20,252 --> 01:15:22,745 I'm sorry, Plum. 1383 01:15:22,755 --> 01:15:24,647 There's no excuse for that behavior, 1384 01:15:24,657 --> 01:15:27,116 but you know how blind and mean some people can be. 1385 01:15:29,161 --> 01:15:31,620 How about other guys? How has that been for you? 1386 01:15:31,630 --> 01:15:33,964 Non-existent, pretty much. 1387 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,960 There was one in college. 1388 01:15:37,970 --> 01:15:39,670 We were best friends. 1389 01:15:44,306 --> 01:15:47,203 We messed around a couple times when he was drunk, but... 1390 01:15:47,213 --> 01:15:49,505 He told me he loved me. 1391 01:15:49,515 --> 01:15:50,881 I thought... 1392 01:15:53,152 --> 01:15:55,010 What? 1393 01:15:55,020 --> 01:15:58,455 I thought he would be my first. 1394 01:16:00,551 --> 01:16:03,044 But when I made that overture, 1395 01:16:03,062 --> 01:16:07,231 he, uh, said he didn't remember ever making out with me. 1396 01:16:08,667 --> 01:16:11,327 He said he must have been in a blackout. 1397 01:16:11,337 --> 01:16:13,829 So... 1398 01:16:13,839 --> 01:16:15,973 He stopped talking to me. 1399 01:16:20,913 --> 01:16:24,982 That's awful. I can't imagine how painful that was for you. 1400 01:16:26,986 --> 01:16:28,318 It's fine. 1401 01:16:29,889 --> 01:16:31,588 So, have you been with anyone? 1402 01:16:33,259 --> 01:16:35,818 I haven't really wanted to. 1403 01:16:35,828 --> 01:16:38,154 It's fine. I don't really have a sex drive. It's... 1404 01:16:38,164 --> 01:16:40,156 I mean, I get crushes, but it's not a big deal. 1405 01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:42,424 Are you on medication? 1406 01:16:42,434 --> 01:16:44,334 It's New York. Everyone is. 1407 01:16:44,336 --> 01:16:47,062 I'm asking because it can wipe out your libido. 1408 01:16:47,072 --> 01:16:49,098 Plus a lot of other things. 1409 01:16:49,108 --> 01:16:51,400 I was... I went on Y. 1410 01:16:51,410 --> 01:16:53,936 After the thing with the college guy. 1411 01:16:53,946 --> 01:16:56,605 Y is strong. It could be part of the reason 1412 01:16:56,615 --> 01:16:58,908 for your disinterest in sex. 1413 01:16:58,918 --> 01:17:00,943 But sex is a primal drive. 1414 01:17:00,953 --> 01:17:04,113 You deserve to be touched, to be held. 1415 01:17:04,123 --> 01:17:05,414 Well, I will be. 1416 01:17:05,424 --> 01:17:07,096 After you lose the weight? 1417 01:17:07,107 --> 01:17:10,252 Leeta mentioned you're having surgery in a few months. 1418 01:17:10,262 --> 01:17:11,988 - Yes. - OK. Well, 1419 01:17:11,999 --> 01:17:14,556 if we were to work together, it wouldn't necessarily affect that. 1420 01:17:14,567 --> 01:17:16,225 Work together? 1421 01:17:16,236 --> 01:17:17,494 I have a job. 1422 01:17:17,521 --> 01:17:19,238 Just let me back up. 1423 01:17:19,249 --> 01:17:23,843 Um, remember I said I try to help people find their purpose? 1424 01:17:24,543 --> 01:17:28,103 I think that you could do great, meaningful work 1425 01:17:28,113 --> 01:17:29,939 that could help a lot of women. 1426 01:17:29,949 --> 01:17:33,209 - I'm sorry, this is ridiculous. - Just stay with me. 1427 01:17:33,219 --> 01:17:34,910 I would like to see you flourish, 1428 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,046 and I have an idea how you might. 1429 01:17:37,056 --> 01:17:38,881 We'll call it the New Baptist Plan. 1430 01:17:38,891 --> 01:17:40,382 Which is? 1431 01:17:40,392 --> 01:17:42,384 Well, the first step 1432 01:17:42,394 --> 01:17:44,486 would be getting off the Y, 1433 01:17:44,496 --> 01:17:46,789 and then three or four other things, 1434 01:17:46,799 --> 01:17:48,090 I'll lay out the rest as we go. 1435 01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:49,458 Nothing you can't handle. 1436 01:17:49,468 --> 01:17:51,560 And when you complete the program, 1437 01:17:51,570 --> 01:17:54,137 I will write you a check for $20,000. 1438 01:17:56,242 --> 01:17:58,801 - Twenty thousand dollars. - No strings attached. 1439 01:17:58,811 --> 01:18:01,670 If you still want your surgery, you can use it for that. 1440 01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:03,138 We'll draw up a contract. 1441 01:18:03,148 --> 01:18:06,075 But you're hoping I won't want it. 1442 01:18:06,085 --> 01:18:08,310 I am hoping 1443 01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:10,579 that you'll make whatever decision 1444 01:18:10,589 --> 01:18:12,648 with your eyes open. 1445 01:18:12,658 --> 01:18:14,283 Surgery's risky. 1446 01:18:14,293 --> 01:18:17,353 But so is life. So? 1447 01:18:17,363 --> 01:18:20,155 - It's a lot of money. - I have a lot of money. 1448 01:18:20,165 --> 01:18:22,191 I like to use it productively. 1449 01:18:22,201 --> 01:18:24,827 Making reparations for the, um, 1450 01:18:24,837 --> 01:18:27,129 legacy of my parents 1451 01:18:27,139 --> 01:18:28,772 is a way of putting it. 1452 01:18:31,143 --> 01:18:32,868 I don't know. 1453 01:18:32,878 --> 01:18:35,437 There's no catch. 1454 01:18:35,447 --> 01:18:38,815 But of course, you don't have to decide right now. 1455 01:18:41,553 --> 01:18:44,288 But promise me you'll think about it. 1456 01:18:50,362 --> 01:18:52,187 What did Stanley say? 1457 01:18:52,197 --> 01:18:54,123 I haven't told him about the security issues. 1458 01:18:54,133 --> 01:18:55,991 You know how nuts he'd be. 1459 01:18:56,001 --> 01:18:58,727 I have to solve the problem before I tell him there is a problem. 1460 01:18:58,737 --> 01:19:01,363 And that is why he's a titan. 1461 01:19:01,373 --> 01:19:03,165 He's got you all so terrified of him. 1462 01:19:03,175 --> 01:19:07,002 - Stop. Please. - And you're not? Oh, totally. 1463 01:19:07,012 --> 01:19:08,470 But I don't report to him directly, 1464 01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:09,738 so it's rarely relevant. 1465 01:19:09,748 --> 01:19:12,326 Did you see that thing on Malleck Ferguson? 1466 01:19:12,337 --> 01:19:13,363 Horrible. 1467 01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:15,410 We've got a pool going in the news room. 1468 01:19:15,421 --> 01:19:18,480 I'm letting everything ride on "choked on his own vomit." 1469 01:19:18,490 --> 01:19:20,349 Cheryl. 1470 01:19:22,761 --> 01:19:24,333 Hey, what is the word in the news room? 1471 01:19:24,344 --> 01:19:25,864 Do they think that this Malleck thing 1472 01:19:25,875 --> 01:19:27,564 is connected to those Jennifer people? 1473 01:19:27,575 --> 01:19:30,059 It's too soon to tell, but it's looking likely. 1474 01:19:30,069 --> 01:19:31,527 Extremely. 1475 01:19:31,537 --> 01:19:36,031 Well, it's unfortunate. He'll be missed. 1476 01:19:39,345 --> 01:19:41,244 All hail Jennifer! 1477 01:19:46,118 --> 01:19:48,877 I asked you for one thing. One. 1478 01:19:48,887 --> 01:19:50,412 I know. I just thought... 1479 01:19:50,422 --> 01:19:53,515 How dare you go against my explicit instructions?! 1480 01:19:53,525 --> 01:19:58,287 Verena texted me, saying she and Plum had such a good visit. 1481 01:19:58,297 --> 01:20:00,222 The police are involved. Did you know that? 1482 01:20:00,232 --> 01:20:02,291 - No. No, I d... - There is a detective 1483 01:20:02,301 --> 01:20:04,531 snooping around, and you send Plum to Verena? 1484 01:20:04,542 --> 01:20:06,027 I told you from the very beginning... 1485 01:20:06,038 --> 01:20:07,563 I didn't think that it would be... 1486 01:20:07,573 --> 01:20:10,232 Which is why you question every authority but me. 1487 01:20:10,242 --> 01:20:13,769 I am the one authority that you follow blindly, 1488 01:20:13,779 --> 01:20:16,205 or you get the hell out! 1489 01:20:16,215 --> 01:20:17,748 Do you understand?! 1490 01:20:26,043 --> 01:20:29,170 Verena's offer was crazy, obviously... 1491 01:20:30,430 --> 01:20:33,674 but hard to refuse. 1492 01:20:33,684 --> 01:20:35,710 Twenty thousand dollars 1493 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:37,953 would change everything. 1494 01:20:43,961 --> 01:20:46,721 I knew Verena planned to change me, 1495 01:20:46,731 --> 01:20:49,123 turn me into a cheese-eating happy fatty 1496 01:20:49,133 --> 01:20:50,892 like I met at her place. 1497 01:20:50,902 --> 01:20:52,301 I was no fool. 1498 01:20:53,971 --> 01:20:55,296 No bag? 1499 01:20:55,306 --> 01:20:56,864 No. 1500 01:20:56,874 --> 01:20:59,408 But what's the worst that could happen? 1501 01:21:04,482 --> 01:21:06,040 Oh, that's great, honey. 1502 01:21:06,050 --> 01:21:08,409 Yeah. My first real assignment... 1503 01:21:08,419 --> 01:21:10,344 on fashion, of all things. 1504 01:21:10,354 --> 01:21:12,877 Well, those degrees are really pay... Hey! 1505 01:21:12,888 --> 01:21:15,499 Get off there. Not on the lawn, for Christ's sake. 1506 01:21:15,510 --> 01:21:16,835 This is private property. 1507 01:21:18,329 --> 01:21:21,397 God, can you believe they're still doing this, after all these years? 1508 01:21:25,937 --> 01:21:28,362 You know, when I was little, I thought it was because of me. 1509 01:21:28,372 --> 01:21:30,364 What, the pictures? 1510 01:21:30,374 --> 01:21:33,034 Yeah. I thought they were taking pictures of me. 1511 01:21:33,044 --> 01:21:34,235 No. 1512 01:21:34,245 --> 01:21:36,537 Why in the world would you think that? 1513 01:21:36,547 --> 01:21:38,172 Why do you think? 1514 01:21:45,556 --> 01:21:48,816 Oh, baby, no. 1515 01:21:48,826 --> 01:21:50,418 It was Dolores Del Rio's house. 1516 01:21:50,428 --> 01:21:53,387 That... we're on that map. 1517 01:21:53,397 --> 01:21:54,989 That's what happens in Hollywood. 1518 01:21:54,999 --> 01:21:56,524 I know that now. 1519 01:21:56,534 --> 01:21:58,174 And it's Glendale. 1520 01:21:58,346 --> 01:21:59,946 You're so... 1521 01:22:01,852 --> 01:22:04,219 I wish you could see yourself like most people do. 1522 01:22:07,575 --> 01:22:09,976 Well, I'm proud of you. 1523 01:22:12,416 --> 01:22:14,442 How was the rest of your day? 1524 01:22:14,452 --> 01:22:15,718 Interesting. 1525 01:22:17,788 --> 01:22:19,113 I had coffee 1526 01:22:19,123 --> 01:22:21,782 with a guy, a detective. 1527 01:22:21,792 --> 01:22:23,584 Steven says he's sexy. 1528 01:22:23,594 --> 01:22:25,620 Really? 1529 01:22:25,630 --> 01:22:27,722 What do you think? 1530 01:22:27,732 --> 01:22:30,391 I think he's probably in it for the cake. 1531 01:22:30,401 --> 01:22:32,034 Don't get too excited. 1532 01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:38,466 I know. Why did I bring up Dominic? 1533 01:22:38,476 --> 01:22:41,035 It just felt good to have a story, 1534 01:22:41,045 --> 01:22:42,703 any story. 1535 01:22:42,713 --> 01:22:46,220 And the new Baptist plan? I kept that to myself. 1536 01:22:46,231 --> 01:22:48,932 I thought I had a grasp of the situation. 1537 01:23:07,071 --> 01:23:08,963 Move! 1538 01:23:28,793 --> 01:23:32,720 I figured, try Verena's plan. 1539 01:23:32,730 --> 01:23:35,497 What did I have to lose? 1540 01:23:37,395 --> 01:23:38,920 Get a life. 1541 01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:40,588 That. 1542 01:23:40,598 --> 01:23:42,157 My life. 1543 01:23:44,094 --> 01:23:46,570 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com -